In tomorrow's budget, #Australia's Treasurer is set to replace the #JobKeeper program with the #FartMaker.
Take #selfie videos while picking #beans, #broccoli, #bokChoy, #cabbage or #kale and earn #fiatRewards.
In a surprise pairing with BigTech, #JobSeekers and non-#homeBuilders will lose support and telecommunications services if Alexa, Siri or Google detect I2P traffic or a #fastFood fart.
Also #ElonMusk may randomly drone bomb you.
#australia #jobkeeper #FartMaker #selfie #beans #broccoli #bokchoy #cabbage #kale #fiatRewards #jobseekers #homeBuilders #fastfood #elonmusk #jobMaker #work #jobs #jerbz
@marsxyz
But #DisasterCorporatism dictates that a mulinational can get a lot of money to cleanup an #oilSpill.
Which #fossilFuel company said a variation of the above as a way to boost #GDPgrowth in #Australia?
#EnvironmentalImpactStatement #pollution #externalBenefit #jobs #jerbz #corporateWelfare #neoFeudalism
#disasterCorporatism #oilspill #fossilfuel #gdpgrowth #australia #bp #EnvironmentalImpactStatement #pollution #externalBenefit #jobs #jerbz #corporatewelfare #neofeudalism