“I’ve done been married with you for 10 years, and we done have us 5 kids. But them last two kids ain’tn’t yours.”
“Whose welps is them then?”
“Your best friend, Bobby Lee!”

* Bobby Lee comes in and gives the wife a big old smackaroo in front of everyone *

“Bobby Lee, is this true? You the daddy?”
“I sure am, Bobby Ray, but that don’t change how I feel about you!”

* The wife looks in utter shock as Bobby Lee and Bobby Ray embrace and kiss passionately *

RIP #JerrySpringer #JerryJerry