As a young #Jewish woman, I too had an irrational fear of White Anglo-Saxon Protestants.
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I finally saw Season 3/Episode 2 of The Mandalorean, and all I can think is:
WORST MIKVAH EVER
Modi Rosenfeld: A Serious Conversation About Comedy
This special Purim episode of the 18Forty Podcast features an interview with Modi, a Jewish comedian of rapidly growing popularity. He talks about the need to navigate the nuances of public and private life while he brings “Moshiach energy” to audiences all over the world.
https://18forty.org/podcast/a-serious-conversation-about-comedy-modi-rosenfeld
#18Forty #Podcast #JewishComedians #JewishComedy #JewishHumor #Jewish #Jewniverse #Mazeldon
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A man celebrated his 80th birthday this past Shabbat at my synagogue. Someone joked that when he was called up to the Torah, he lifted the Torah and opened it seven columns wide, and said to the gabbai, “What do you think of that? Pretty impressive for an 80 year old man!” The gabbai replied, “That’s definitely unusual for shlishi.”
#HagbahJokes #JewishHumor
Going for a drive with your Israeli friend.
https://www.facebook.com/reel/1624778451321924/
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Ask the Talmud: Is it a sandwich?
"A man and his servants came to see Rabban Gamliel and his court. The man had his servants bring forth an enormous platter of the famous sausages of the great shochet Nathan, each resting in a half-split bun with mustard. The court salivated in anticipation ..."
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Who did Antiochus call when he couldn’t get his program to run in Judea?
The Greek Squad
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How old was Judah Maccabee’s father?
He was so old that he was still using a Matisyahoo email account.
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@SpockResists Can I ask for a #welcometomastodon boost? I’m here to provide #legalhumor , #jewishhumor , #generalsarcasm , and #majordistraction from the chaos that surrounds us. Thanks! Peace and long life.
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Hello! I'm a Twitter refugee. I'm using a pseudonym so I can publicly criticize my employer- the NYCDOE. This is me in hashtags:
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I live by this saying so I figured I should record it for posterity.
"To depart is so arrive. To leave is to stay. To say good-bye is to begin a lengthy conversation at the front door." -Zen Judaism
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