Krolowa ⚧️ · @Krolowa
167 followers · 2869 posts · Server geekdom.social

As a young woman, I too had an irrational fear of White Anglo-Saxon Protestants.

#jewish #jewishhumor #wasps

Last updated 2 years ago

Berkubernetus · @fuzzychef
1245 followers · 3711 posts · Server m6n.io

I finally saw Season 3/Episode 2 of The Mandalorean, and all I can think is:

WORST MIKVAH EVER

#mandalorean #jewishhumor

Last updated 2 years ago

דזשאָן דאָעפּע · @johndoepe
219 followers · 2678 posts · Server babka.social
Baruch Katz · @baruch
500 followers · 3905 posts · Server babka.social

Modi Rosenfeld: A Serious Conversation About Comedy

This special Purim episode of the 18Forty Podcast features an interview with Modi, a Jewish comedian of rapidly growing popularity. He talks about the need to navigate the nuances of public and private life while he brings “Moshiach energy” to audiences all over the world.

18forty.org/podcast/a-serious-

#18forty #podcast #jewishcomedians #jewishcomedy #jewishhumor #jewish #jewniverse #mazeldon

Last updated 2 years ago

Baruch Katz · @baruch
478 followers · 3393 posts · Server babka.social
Baruch Katz · @baruch
474 followers · 3273 posts · Server babka.social

A man celebrated his 80th birthday this past Shabbat at my synagogue. Someone joked that when he was called up to the Torah, he lifted the Torah and opened it seven columns wide, and said to the gabbai, “What do you think of that? Pretty impressive for an 80 year old man!” The gabbai replied, “That’s definitely unusual for shlishi.”

#hagbahjokes #jewishhumor

Last updated 3 years ago

Baruch Katz · @baruch
436 followers · 2639 posts · Server babka.social
Berkubernetus · @fuzzychef
849 followers · 1864 posts · Server m6n.io

Ask the Talmud: Is it a sandwich?

"A man and his servants came to see Rabban Gamliel and his court. The man had his servants bring forth an enormous platter of the famous sausages of the great shochet Nathan, each resting in a half-split bun with mustard. The court salivated in anticipation ..."

fuzzychef.org/ask-the-talmud-i

#talmud #jewishhumor #isitasandwich

Last updated 3 years ago

Joshua Hill · @jbhill
38 followers · 21 posts · Server babka.social

Whoopsie Goldberg?

#nicknames #jewishhumor

Last updated 3 years ago

Slick Sharkey · @SlickSharkey
21 followers · 58 posts · Server home.social

Who did Antiochus call when he couldn’t get his program to run in Judea?

The Greek Squad


#hackyhanukah #judaism #jewishmastodon #jewishhumor #hanukah #hannukah #chanukah #shmanukah

Last updated 3 years ago

Slick Sharkey · @SlickSharkey
21 followers · 58 posts · Server home.social

How old was Judah Maccabee’s father?

He was so old that he was still using a Matisyahoo email account.







#hackyhanukah #jewishmastodon #jewishhumor #hanukah #hannukah #chanukah #shmanukah

Last updated 3 years ago

Slick Sharkey · @SlickSharkey
20 followers · 52 posts · Server home.social

How did the Maccabee revolt start?

They all deleted their Twitter accounts.


#hackyhanukah #jewishhumor

Last updated 3 years ago

Slick Sharkey · @SlickSharkey
20 followers · 51 posts · Server home.social

@SpockResists Can I ask for a boost? I’m here to provide , , , and from the chaos that surrounds us. Thanks! Peace and long life.

#welcometomastodon #legalhumor #jewishhumor #generalsarcasm #majordistraction

Last updated 3 years ago

Bellis Coldwine · @BellisColdwine
25 followers · 96 posts · Server universeodon.com
Robin Goodfellow (Puck) · @thehonestpuck
54 followers · 7397 posts · Server glammr.us

I live by this saying so I figured I should record it for posterity.

"To depart is so arrive. To leave is to stay. To say good-bye is to begin a lengthy conversation at the front door." -Zen Judaism

instagram.com/p/B2HbF0lnVTZ/?i

#jewishhumor

Last updated 6 years ago