@beaveinflow We have neglected #JohnMastodon s shrine & his feminine, yin counterface #JoanMastodon our lack of faith is what caused threads I reckon.

@ben #JoanMastodon I'd guess 🤔

Habe gehört, dass #JoanMastodon und #JohnMastodon zusammen für Deutschland zum #ESC2024 fahren? Sie werden das zu Unrecht erfolglose diesjährige Lied von #LordOfTheLost covern und für uns den ersten Platz holen. Anscheinend wurden Teile des Refrains schon jetzt geleakt:

🎶 Blood and glitter 🎶
🎵 Hate on Twitter 🎵🎶
🎶 But on Mas-to-don we shine 🎵

Germany, twelve points 😂

@aral @atmanrising

Yeah, you're right. 😀

@johnmastodon@toot.community @johnmastodon@sevenscreens.net @JohnMastodonFacts @bp @johnmastodon@mastodon.world @johnmastodon@mas.to @JohnMastodon@mastodon.social
@jonielena @JoanMastodon

#JohnMastodon #joanMastodon #Mastodon
#MastoDoMastoDont

Para los que están con el pendiente, ésta es la visión de Rochko (a.k.a. #JoanMastodon) sobre #meta en el #fediverse.

https://mastodon.social/@Mastodon/110664109379249958

Dicen por ahí que una vez @galactus le untó bloqueador solar en la espalda a #JoanMastodon #ClínicaDelRumor

@creohn Ich kenne nur #JoanMastodon...

#JoanMastodon warned us of the YYYY-MM-dd SimpleDateFormat pattern. yyyy-MM-dd is what we need to ISO 8601 goodness.

@Woodswalked @Tweetfiction The sagas cannot even agree on whether her name is #JoanMastodon or #JaneMastodon but this much is clear: she has been around as long as John Mastodon and her contributions are immense although not heralded enough.

@weirdwriter Oh I see, Jane Mastodon is the love interest. I was wondering how she relates to #JoanMastodon (the role of which depends on which legend you follow but is often said to be the same person as #JohnMastodon ).

@lisamelton
So, I guess #JoanMastodon then? ❤️

@LaurenZannah Don't sweat it. #JoanMastodon will welcome you back with open arms when you get the time. Because that's the kind of hero she is.

@Tweetfiction There are many retellings of this story and as with any ancient lore some details are hard to decipher. But the version I heard is that #JohnMastodon was this network's first admin and that #JoanMastodon was the first moderator, and so many have followed in their footsteps since then.

@eribosot @evacide

#JoanMastodon has set up several new instances that have already been handed over to dedicated admin teams committed to excellent guidelines. They're the best! ✨

@LoganFive Yes, it's a typo. The name is #JoanMastodon 👆 @Eamon1916

@halogi Chuck Norris übernimmt, was #JoanMastodon meint.

📺 Ex-asesina en #serie.
🕹️ Ahora soy camionera virtual y #videojuego a lo que me echen.
📖 En ocasionesh... leo cosash, #libros incluso.
🍺 Papeo pulpo con #cerveza sin remordimientos.
🎧 #Ska con cualquier apellido.
🤫 No rebustéis que voy de incógnito 😜

#Hola #JoanMastodon

-Joan 7-

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THE END.

Cue music: Upbeat, triumphant theme music

(Note: This screenplay is meant to be a fictional interpretation of "The Adventures of Joan Mastodon" by William Shakespeare. Stage directions and cues are included for the purpose of creating a script, but would not be present in a scholarly analysis of a play.)
#JoanMastodon

-Joan 6-

The crew sets up the telegraphic equipment and sends the first message, successfully establishing the first World Wide Net.

JOAN (voice-over):
"We did it. Against all odds, we succeeded in our mission. I am proud of my crew and grateful for their unwavering support. But most of all, I am proud of myself. I am Joan Mastodon, and I will go down in history as the captain who circumnavigated the North Pole and established the first World Wide Net."
-Joan 7-
#JoanMastodon

-Joan 8-

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THE END.

Cue music: Upbeat, triumphant theme music

(Note: This screenplay is meant to be a fictional interpretation of "The Adventures of Joan Mastodon" by William Shakespeare. Stage directions and cues are included for the purpose of creating a script, but would not be present in a scholarly analysis of a play.)
#JoanMastodon