Jo Bean · @jobrowneyes
628 followers · 1428 posts · Server mstdn.socialToday is Hump Day AND Friday Eve!
Grab your booties and get ready for a long weekend!
Jo Bean · @jobrowneyes
628 followers · 1428 posts · Server mstdn.socialParenting is just an endless loop of flushing toilets and turning off lights
#jobeantoots #parentingproblems
Jo Bean · @jobrowneyes
628 followers · 1428 posts · Server mstdn.socialI am from Boston. We learn how to flip the bird as a hand signal in drivers ed.
Jo Bean · @jobrowneyes
628 followers · 1428 posts · Server mstdn.socialI am just here to look adorable and act confused. Totally nailing the confusion part.
Jo Bean · @jobrowneyes
628 followers · 1428 posts · Server mstdn.socialToday was a no foreplay or lube kinda day
Jo Bean · @jobrowneyes
628 followers · 1428 posts · Server mstdn.socialThere is a special place in hell for people that call an 8:30am meeting on a Monday.
Jo Bean · @jobrowneyes
628 followers · 1428 posts · Server mstdn.socialLet’s grab this week by the Turkey balls and show it who gobbles.
#jobeantoots #thanksgivingweek
Jo Bean · @jobrowneyes
628 followers · 1428 posts · Server mstdn.socialSunday night really needs to calm down. I am not mentally ready for Monday.
Jo Bean · @jobrowneyes
628 followers · 1428 posts · Server mstdn.socialIt’s nice to see that weekend Mastodon is not a thing
Jo Bean · @jobrowneyes
628 followers · 1428 posts · Server mstdn.social‘I shouldn’t Mastobate while buzzed’ and other things I never thought I would say
Jo Bean · @jobrowneyes
628 followers · 1428 posts · Server mstdn.socialWhat would have been great is if suspended accounts couldn’t be reinstated without a password only the engineers that quit knew.
Jo Bean · @jobrowneyes
628 followers · 1428 posts · Server mstdn.socialI am a doctor and certified life coach if you are looking for someone with the credentials to fuck up your life.