Prompt: John Cusack-possessed Cornish hen

Men visiting his psychiatrist:

Man: Doc, I want to kill myself.

Psychiatrist: Why is that?

Man: My wife left me for a John Cusack-possessed Cornish hen.

Psychiatrist: You think that's bad?! My wife cheated on me and had a threesome with two John Cusack-possessed Cornish hens.

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Prompt: John Cusack-possessed Cornish hen

It was Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil when I had my first spiritual encounter with a John Cusack-possessed Cornish hen.

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Is that a John Cusack-possessed Cornish hen in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?

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"As you all know, first prize is a Cadillac El Dorado. Anyone wanna see second prize? Second prize is a set of steak knives. Third prize is a John Cusack-possessed Cornish hen!"

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I remember fondly when a John Cusack-possessed Cornish hen sodomized me in the back of a 1958 Plymouth Fury hardtop with automatic transmission.

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John Cusack-possessed Cornish hens dropping from the skies like IQs in Red states!

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Or, one video a month of you doing the following: Jacking off into a Cornish hen, burying it under a full moon while you dance nakedly in satanically suggestive circles - clockwise or counterclockwise, doesn’t matter- repeating 99 Red Balloons and 1/3 How Many More Times out loud in your best Pavarotti pretending to be Frank Zappa circa 1975 impression: “That’s John Cusack spelled with a K,” and then eating said John Cusack-possessed Cornish hen… will suffice.

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