Dinkenfunkle · @Dinkenfunkle
31 followers · 477 posts · Server mastodon.au@hmoffatt
Sounds legit. I believe that's how #JohnMastadon got his position. #Mastadon was actualy started by his sister, June, but she had too much work on, so she handed the founder's gig on to John.
#johnmastadon #mastadon #truestory #imadethatup
andreas, der tapfere · @andreas
75 followers · 571 posts · Server swiss-talk.net@aenniontour
Ha! Meine auch, wenn man Bern-Mittelland und Winterthur zum Emmental dazuzählt.
Die Welt ist so ein Kaff, ständig stolpert man über Verwandschaft einigen Dutzend Grades!
Wie auch immer, VIVA #JohnMastadon!
Jordi (Chaotic Aspect 2.0) · @Jorsh
651 followers · 13425 posts · Server beige.party
fmmaks · @fmmaks
11 followers · 147 posts · Server mstdn.social
@stux John Mastodon changed their last name to Mastadon ;D
#Mastadon #JohnMastodon #JohnMastadon
#johnmastadon #johnmastodon #Mastadon
fmmaks · @fmmaks
18 followers · 210 posts · Server mstdn.social@stux John Mastodon changed their last name to Mastadon ;D
#Mastadon #JohnMastodon #JohnMastadon
#johnmastadon #johnmastodon #Mastadon
Badwolf303 · @marcibadwolf303
553 followers · 4468 posts · Server mastodon.world
God Did the World a Favor by Destroying Twitter - WIRED
https://apple.news/AreJ2Tq6ZTmCyFv7g4UsFNA. #Twitter #ElonMuskIsAPhoney #JohnMastadon #Babel
#twitter #ElonMuskIsAPhoney #johnmastadon #babel
My. Kat Terban, MSc · @semiotic_pirate
301 followers · 1127 posts · Server mastodon.art@rednikki @Talia_christine Closest we came was the #JohnMastadon goof that was made much of then forgotten.
Brendan Merk · @ReDevelopInc
97 followers · 490 posts · Server mastodon.world
Wmson · @Sfwmson
151 followers · 1241 posts · Server universeodon.com#JohnMastadon is the only man alive who can pick up Thor, while Thor is holding Thor's Hammer
Chiclet · @chiclet
-1 followers · 532 posts · Server infosec.exchange
Jordi (Jackass Configuration) · @jorsh
127 followers · 4069 posts · Server lor.sh@Ddiamond #JohnMastadon. Now that is a name I have not heard in... oh, days.
Eldon Phukuile🇿🇦🇨🇦 · @eldon
66 followers · 533 posts · Server mastodon.world@JohnMastodon so cool. The king of other, centralized social media has never responded to me. ALL HAIL #JohnMastadon
truthat · @truthat
143 followers · 2244 posts · Server mastodon.worldWhy, #JohnMastadon INVENTED the emotion of pride! While on a rowboat in the roaring 20's Everglades, where he discovered he could play "Three Blind Mice" on alligators by striking them in various vertebrae with his oar!
Consider that a news tip of worth, Mr. Acosta!
64 Islands Airship Cooperative · @airshipper
131 followers · 847 posts · Server cloudisland.nz@jojoeffe You just have to puff out your chest, raise your arms, and bellow like you’re #JohnMastadon
Richard Brisebois · @RichardBrisebois
10 followers · 76 posts · Server mastodon.world
Sebastian Hahn · @sebastianhahn
32 followers · 577 posts · Server mastodon.world@mrvapor We need #JohnMastadon to melt the snow away using his excessive body heat and fierce stare… #FriendsOfJohn #FoJ
#johnmastadon #friendsofjohn #foj
Bryan · @BryanLastRedDrop
33 followers · 414 posts · Server toot.communityI know...I mean I KNOW the green sweater seemed out of place but when John Mastadon hand knits you a sweater... #knitting #JohnMastadon
Lizard · @LizardSF
88 followers · 569 posts · Server universeodon.comAnd suddenly, it all makes sense.
Hey, wait. Does this mean #JohnMastadon is working *for* the AIs?
ViperDrake · @ViperDrake
1 followers · 56 posts · Server techhub.social
Craving Waffles · @cravingwaffles
54 followers · 380 posts · Server mastodon.world@Josiah_Mannion @oliphant @eibart Can you show me where to catch up on the whole #JohnMastadon mythos?