Dinkenfunkle · @Dinkenfunkle
31 followers · 477 posts · Server mastodon.au

@hmoffatt
Sounds legit. I believe that's how got his position. was actualy started by his sister, June, but she had too much work on, so she handed the founder's gig on to John.

#johnmastadon #mastadon #truestory #imadethatup

Last updated 1 year ago

andreas, der tapfere · @andreas
75 followers · 571 posts · Server swiss-talk.net

@aenniontour
Ha! Meine auch, wenn man Bern-Mittelland und Winterthur zum Emmental dazuzählt.
Die Welt ist so ein Kaff, ständig stolpert man über Verwandschaft einigen Dutzend Grades!
Wie auch immer, VIVA !

#johnmastadon

Last updated 1 year ago

Jordi (Chaotic Aspect 2.0) · @Jorsh
651 followers · 13425 posts · Server beige.party

@lucie_tronvert

Dear

I've been attacked, publicly. Please help. I love you.

-Pogueishly Yours,
Jordi

#johnmastadon

Last updated 1 year ago

fmmaks · @fmmaks
11 followers · 147 posts · Server mstdn.social

@stux John Mastodon changed their last name to Mastadon ;D

#johnmastadon #johnmastodon #Mastadon

Last updated 2 years ago

fmmaks · @fmmaks
18 followers · 210 posts · Server mstdn.social

@stux John Mastodon changed their last name to Mastadon ;D

#johnmastadon #johnmastodon #Mastadon

Last updated 2 years ago

Badwolf303 · @marcibadwolf303
553 followers · 4468 posts · Server mastodon.world
My. Kat Terban, MSc · @semiotic_pirate
301 followers · 1127 posts · Server mastodon.art

@rednikki @Talia_christine Closest we came was the goof that was made much of then forgotten.

#johnmastadon

Last updated 2 years ago

Brendan Merk · @ReDevelopInc
97 followers · 490 posts · Server mastodon.world

@atomicpoet This sounds like a job for John Mastodon.

#johnmastadon

Last updated 2 years ago

Wmson · @Sfwmson
151 followers · 1241 posts · Server universeodon.com

@SrRochardBunson

is the only man alive who can pick up Thor, while Thor is holding Thor's Hammer

#johnmastadon

Last updated 2 years ago

Chiclet · @chiclet
-1 followers · 532 posts · Server infosec.exchange

@Gargron

First 100 orders will get their merch signed by John Mastodon.

#johnmastadon

Last updated 2 years ago

Jordi (Jackass Configuration) · @jorsh
127 followers · 4069 posts · Server lor.sh

@Ddiamond . Now that is a name I have not heard in... oh, days.

#johnmastadon

Last updated 2 years ago

Eldon Phukuile🇿🇦🇨🇦 · @eldon
66 followers · 533 posts · Server mastodon.world

@JohnMastodon so cool. The king of other, centralized social media has never responded to me. ALL HAIL

#johnmastadon

Last updated 2 years ago

truthat · @truthat
143 followers · 2244 posts · Server mastodon.world

@ccradle @acosta

Why, INVENTED the emotion of pride! While on a rowboat in the roaring 20's Everglades, where he discovered he could play "Three Blind Mice" on alligators by striking them in various vertebrae with his oar!

Consider that a news tip of worth, Mr. Acosta!

#johnmastadon

Last updated 2 years ago

@jojoeffe You just have to puff out your chest, raise your arms, and bellow like you’re

#johnmastadon

Last updated 2 years ago

Richard Brisebois · @RichardBrisebois
10 followers · 76 posts · Server mastodon.world

@clayrivers thanks for a great riff on !

#johnmastadon

Last updated 2 years ago

Sebastian Hahn · @sebastianhahn
32 followers · 577 posts · Server mastodon.world

@mrvapor We need to melt the snow away using his excessive body heat and fierce stare…

#johnmastadon #friendsofjohn #foj

Last updated 2 years ago

Bryan · @BryanLastRedDrop
33 followers · 414 posts · Server toot.community

I know...I mean I KNOW the green sweater seemed out of place but when John Mastadon hand knits you a sweater...

#knitting #johnmastadon

Last updated 2 years ago

Lizard · @LizardSF
88 followers · 569 posts · Server universeodon.com

And suddenly, it all makes sense.

Hey, wait. Does this mean is working *for* the AIs?

smbc-comics.com/comic/artifici

#johnmastadon

Last updated 2 years ago

ViperDrake · @ViperDrake
1 followers · 56 posts · Server techhub.social

So, is like the new Chuck Norris?

#johnmastadon

Last updated 2 years ago

Craving Waffles · @cravingwaffles
54 followers · 380 posts · Server mastodon.world

@Josiah_Mannion @oliphant @eibart Can you show me where to catch up on the whole mythos?

#johnmastadon

Last updated 2 years ago