@JenYetAgain Danger John Mastodon! Danger! #JohnMastodonHasYourBack

@JohnMastodonFacts John Mastodon emerged fully formed from the head of Alan Turing & immediately strummed the Enigma decryption keys to him on a lyre made from resistors.

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@godlessmom Totally with you. It's all quite intentional autocrats, bullies, literal murderers are filling the space. I met wonderful ppl there but all the cool ones #migrated to here cos they know #JohnMastodonHasYourBack I've backed up, said bye & will delete the app before this year ends.

https://is.gd/uKRA6l Well, well, well did anyone else doubt that #JohnMastodonHasYourBack ? Despite the liberation & calm & beauty & safety are all likely candidates for the uptick but it's likely to be how Purply it is.

https://is.gd/uKRA6l Well, well, well did anyone else doubt that #JohnMastodonHasYourBack ? Despite the liberation & calm & beauty & safety are all likely candidates for the uptick but it's likely to be how Purply it is.

@elonmusk #JohnMastodonHasYourBack #JohnMastodon WINS!!!

John Mastodon does not return his books. He only gives.
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#JohnMastodon cracked the code to Linear A.

The first clay tablet he read bore the label "Boring Tax Stuff". When he realized what all the subsequent inscriptions were about, to avoid embarrassing the ancient Minoans, he uncracked it. Now we'll never know.

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