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Grimethorpe Colliery Band 🎺 · @grimethorpeband
890 followers · 365 posts · Server mastodonapp.uk

What?! Are you kidding us, now is supposed to be joining on baritone too?! No no no, we're not having that.

To clarify the position -
- We have no trombone/baritone vacancies.
- Neither John or Joan are joining. They're just 'helping out'.
- Joan did not sing Wuthering Heights at the Grimethorpe club karaoke.
- will absolutely pay his bar tab by Monday.

Please stop calling.

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Grimethorpe Colliery Band 🎺 · @grimethorpeband
890 followers · 365 posts · Server mastodonapp.uk

Disaster averted, has agreed to fill in for Trevor until he's spent some time in his potting shed and calmed down.

Trevor doesn't know we were thinking of sacking him for John, but we decided we couldn't really pot him after 17 years service. He's the only one willing to hoover the bandroom every Tuesday.

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Grimethorpe Colliery Band 🎺 · @grimethorpeband
706 followers · 321 posts · Server mastodonapp.uk

Right, this has all spiralled out of hand now.

Our actual 2nd trombone player Trevor got wind of the story, and he's now taken his bat and ball home leaving us a player short for Sheffield Cathedral.

Does anyone have a number for John Mastadon?...

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Grimethorpe Colliery Band 🎺 · @grimethorpeband
712 followers · 321 posts · Server mastodonapp.uk

Look, whoever rang up the with this fake story *please stop*.

Our poor band manager has been fielding calls from the tabloids for 3 hours now and the librarian is on the verge of a breakdown - the telephone normally only rings once a week!

John Mastodon is not joining on 2nd trombone. End of.

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Grimethorpe Colliery Band 🎺 · @grimethorpeband
682 followers · 318 posts · Server mastodonapp.uk

We're a bit concerned that this rumour of joining on 2nd trombone is getting out of hand.

Just to clarify:
- he is definitely not joining
- he definitely didn't turn up to rehearsal last night
- he absolutely did not drink 3 pints in the working men's club afterwards

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Grimethorpe Colliery Band 🎺 · @grimethorpeband
681 followers · 317 posts · Server mastodonapp.uk

We can neither confirm or deny the rumour that is joining the Grimethorpe Colliery Band on 2nd trombone...

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Dedee · @dedee
9 followers · 95 posts · Server mastodon.uno

Un bel giorno senza dire niente a nessuno se n’andò a Genova e si imbarcò su un cargo battente bandiera liberiana. Fece due volte il giro del mondo e non riuscì mai a capire che cazzo trasportasse quella nave, ma forse un giorno lo capì: uccellini blù!”

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