Lisa Hay · @lisahayanddog
105 followers · 346 posts · Server mastodon.au@ai6yr so many #twitter users are hanging on because they believe their account belongs to them and not someone who doesn’t understand anything about social media
#johnmaston
Arena Cops 🇺🇦✌ · @ArenaCops
160 followers · 2403 posts · Server infosec.exchange@grobmeier Also, thankfully #JohnMaston doesn't own an electric vehicle company (yet) he could screw!😎
#johnmaston #mastodon #socialmedia #communitycounts
ASP ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ · @ASP
32 followers · 442 posts · Server masto.ai
Bonnie Schwertner · @schfinkes
481 followers · 2347 posts · Server home.social@SrRochardBunson My long awaited order of a plaque honoring #JohnMaston finally arrived. It will be a cherished piece of history, and will specifically be mentioned in my will. I’m beyond excited about my newly acquired treasure!
Cenobyte :abunhdowohop: · @cenobyte
323 followers · 585 posts · Server mastodon.thirring.org
Chip Kroh · @lckrohjr
51 followers · 295 posts · Server fediverse.krohsnest.com
Dedee · @dedee
10 followers · 99 posts · Server mastodon.uno
Winter Nicole · @WinterNicole
17 followers · 18 posts · Server queer.party
SteveDuncan · @SteveDuncan
18 followers · 39 posts · Server mstdn.party
· @fnzen
5 followers · 108 posts · Server mastodon.green
Tavare · @tavare
10 followers · 88 posts · Server socel.net
Ross of Ottawa · @ottaross
1235 followers · 4895 posts · Server mastodon.socialI have given
the plums
that were in
the icebox to #JohnMaston
which you were
probably saving
for Elon
Forgive me
they were delicious
so sweet
and so cold
and John has been so
nice about letting
us post on his internet thing
without banning and blocking us
Marie · @mooseandriosmom
134 followers · 1604 posts · Server mindly.social
Derek Bell · @llebkered
9 followers · 13 posts · Server aus.social
bolo · @bolo
39 followers · 154 posts · Server mastodon.bida.im
Femme Banale · @FemmeBanale
2 followers · 15 posts · Server mastodon.uno#JohnMastodon knows.
#JohnMaston does.
#JohnMastodonFacts
#johnmastodon #johnmaston #johnmastodonfacts
Tealcisgod04♾️ · @tealcisgod04
78 followers · 326 posts · Server mastodonapp.uk
Hey ho ringa dol...
John Mastodillo 🧙♂️
djpeluca :mate: · @djpeluca
237 followers · 728 posts · Server mastodon.uyLegend says John was an easy going person up until twitter killed John's dog and well, the rest is history #JohnMaston
Kale · @DarkestKale
411 followers · 7689 posts · Server mastodon.socialI wake up and an entire platform-wide meme has come and gone.
Thanks for letting me sleep through the whole #JohnMaston thing, folks.
Staff Chief of Joints · @the_etrain
257 followers · 1085 posts · Server masto.ai#JohnMaston has a yacht with 17 helipads and it tows another smaller yacht in case the first yacht breaks down.