The King · @theking
19 followers · 167 posts · Server mathstodon.xyzIf you want to see my #JohnMastodon saga, just go to https://mathstodon.xyz/@theking/tagged/JohnMastodon.
#freejohnmastodon #johnneverforgets #johniswatching #johnmastodon
The King · @theking
18 followers · 151 posts · Server mathstodon.xyz
- Buys Twitter for $44B, going into debt
- All users there hate him
- Tweets to him are from scammers and bots
- Implements anti-stalking rule so poorly that the whole world gets mad
- Downloads #Mastodon for free, because he knows you can't put a price on #freedom
- Is supreme moderator
- All users love him
- #JohnNeverForgets any user because he's an elephant
- Hand delivers every post to the rest of the #Fediverse
- Toots to him only praise and give thanks to him
#fediverse #johnneverforgets #freedom #mastodon #johnmastodon #elonmusk
The King · @theking
18 followers · 151 posts · Server mathstodon.xyz
The King · @theking
18 followers · 141 posts · Server mathstodon.xyz
If you ever feel worried, just remember that John watches over you.
#johnneverforgets #johniswatching #johnmastodon
The King · @theking
17 followers · 133 posts · Server mathstodon.xyz
The King · @theking
17 followers · 127 posts · Server mathstodon.xyz
#JohnMastodon, the last surviving mastodon, is at risk of going extinct! We must save him!
#johnneverforgets #freejohnmastodon #johnmastodon