@mcc
🥥 I know I'm obnoxious, MCC, but I'm NOT obnoxious to the extent of asking you if animals dispersed apple seeds, doesn't that make them #JohnnyAppleseed?
So he's NOT myth, he's an animal.
Also, you're invited to my #TEDTalk about #Bigfoot. 🥥

@mcc
🥥 Well I don't know about #JohnnyAppleseed, MCC, but in both the DC and #Marvel universes I am Johnny Telephone Cord Untangler Seed.
I don't get as many assignments as I used to, so mostly I spend my time next to my landline phone reminiscing about my #heyday. 🥥

Modern #Folklore:

#JohnnyAppleseed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKs0VJbB0R4