@BestGirlGrace
My son disproved my brilliant "#Jolyne is secretly a #Stand because she is the only character named after a song" theory by finding three side characters named after songs: Suzy Q, Billie Jean, and one other so far to the side I can't remember his name: the guy hiding #Dio's lair in #Egypt in Part 3.

But after seeing the finale of #StoneOcean, I now get what I was missing all along: that her name was meant to be a clue to her Tragic Fate and True Nature. In the most subtle use of #Foreshadowing ever, #Araki hints from the start that Jolyne is *not* the main character of the show, that she is just a side character! In fact, this explains something that had always bugged me: the way Araki spells her last name "Cujoh," instead of her father's "Kujo." That is also a clue: she is not a #JoJo at all - she is a #JoJOH! The TRUE main character all along was the sole survivor #EmporjoAlninjo, who, as I will show in this essay...
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