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Jester · @Jester
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There once was a man named Juan
who everyone noticed was gone
they look all around
he was nowhere to be found
then they saw him come out from the john

#joke #Humour #Poem #Funny #limerick #jokes

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Paul J Bennett Author · @Pauljbennettauthor
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#booktok #pun #joke #dadhumour #punnyguy #baddadjokes #dadjoke #punny #dadjokesbadjokes #dadhumor #newrelease #amwriting #epicfantasy #books #writerslife #writingcommunity

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Jester · @Jester
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There once was a lad named McGuire
who became an accomplished old liar
then one day
he ran away
when he came back he's on fire

#joke #Humour #Poem #Funny #limerick #jokes

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Jester · @Jester
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There once was a Kangaroo
Who lived in a large zoo
He had a big pouch
when he fell he said ouch
That was pretty stupid too

#joke #Humour #Poem #Funny #limerick #jokes

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Jester · @Jester
10 followers · 148 posts · Server mstdn.social

A young piggy-patriot named Pearl
was arrested for straightening her curl.
The pigs did contend,
her tail she'd pretend,
was a glorious flag to unfurl.

#joke #Humour #Poem #Funny #limerick #jokes

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JBRoss · @jbross
24 followers · 545 posts · Server mstdn.party

"Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? I'm halfway through my fishburger and I realize, Oh my God… I could be eating a slow learner." — Lynda Montgomery — — —

#lyndamontgomery #quote #quotes #quip #seafood #fish #humor #humorous #funny #joke

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Jester · @Jester
10 followers · 148 posts · Server mstdn.social

There once was a cowboy named Boone,
Who always hung out in a saloon,
He sat on a thistle,
And boy, did he whistle,
And he sat, picking them out by the moon.

#joke #Humour #Poem #Funny #limerick #jokes

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Deborah Edwards-Oñoro · @redcrew
434 followers · 8167 posts · Server mstdn.social

Have you heard about the musician who left a message for their spouse?

Their message: Gone Chopin, have Liszt, Bach in a Minuet.

#joke

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Jester · @Jester
10 followers · 148 posts · Server mstdn.social

There once was a girl named Megan
Who wore pink and red leggins
People in class
Told her to sit on glass
But she said no it might rip my leggins

#joke #Humour #Poem #Funny #limerick #jokes

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Jester · @Jester
10 followers · 144 posts · Server mstdn.social

There was a young man who said, God
Must think it exceedingly odd
If he finds that this tree
Continues to be
When there's no one about in the Quad.

--- Reply ---

Dear Sir:
Your astonishment's odd:
I am always about in the Quad.
And that's why the tree
Will continue to be,
Since observed by
Yours Faithfully,
GOD.

#joke #Humour #Poem #Funny #limerick #jokes

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Jester · @Jester
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There was a young maiden, a Sioux,
As tempting as fresh honeydioux.
She displayed her cute knees
As she strolled past tepees,
And the braves, they all hollered 'Wioux-Wioux!'

#joke #Humour #Poem #Funny #limerick #jokes

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Jester · @Jester
10 followers · 143 posts · Server mstdn.social

There lived a young cow in MA
He always had his own say
On the grass he would chew
Saying merrily moo moo
He often even ate hay

#joke #Humour #Poem #Funny #limerick #jokes

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Jester · @Jester
10 followers · 143 posts · Server mstdn.social

An aardvark who yearned for romances
Hooked up with another called Frances;
He courted her good
As a good aardvark should
With a dinner of succulent antses

#joke #Humour #Poem #Funny #limerick #jokes

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Preston MacDougall · @ChemicalEyeGuy
418 followers · 12525 posts · Server mstdn.science
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@davidaugust The *real* Og! ⬇️

#chemistry #joke

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Deborah Edwards-Oñoro · @redcrew
429 followers · 8134 posts · Server mstdn.social

B flat, E flat, and G flat walk into a bar.

The bartender stopped them and said, “We don’t serve minors.”

#joke

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Jester · @Jester
10 followers · 143 posts · Server mstdn.social

There once was a boy named Lee,
Who always threw rocks at a tree.
One day when it shivered,
Lee shaked and quivered
When out shot hundreds of bees!

#joke #Humour #Poem #Funny #limerick #jokes

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Paul J Bennett Author · @Pauljbennettauthor
63 followers · 705 posts · Server mastodonbooks.net
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#booktok #pun #joke #dadhumour #punnyguy #baddadjokes #dadjoke #punny #dadjokesbadjokes #dadhumor #newrelease #amwriting #epicfantasy #books #writerslife #writingcommunity

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Jester · @Jester
10 followers · 139 posts · Server mstdn.social

There was a black dog named Rosie
Who tried to bite someone's toesies
She took a huge bite
Then ran out of sight
And left the poor guy with nine toesies

#joke #Humour #Poem #Funny #limerick #jokes

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Jester · @Jester
10 followers · 139 posts · Server mstdn.social

There was a young man from Peru.
Who wanted to live in a shoe.
A size six was too small.
So he walked down the mall,
And found a size twelve with a view.

#joke #Humour #Poem #Funny #limerick #jokes

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nemo™ 🇺🇦 · @nemo
869 followers · 22232 posts · Server mas.to

#nemoradio #joke #tumbleweed #rolling

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