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cybrkyd · @cybrkyd

22 followers · 60 posts · Server qxpix.com

So, I visited my friend Jimmy and was alarmed to find him with his ear bandaged up.

"What happened, man? Are you OK?"

"Argh, I was doing the ironing and the phone rang!"

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OneTrueBryan · @OneTrueBryan

1 followers · 5 posts · Server social.vivaldi.net

I've spent over a week trying to get a date for the New Year's Day party.

Finally, I found where I put the invitation. The date is Jan. 1, 2023.

Whew. Just in time.

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Mike Brudenell · @truthseeker10

32 followers · 141 posts · Server mastodonapp.uk

@bps_artish @tess_machling “I haven’t taken it out of its plastic wrapper yet”.

Notice how Barry carefully avoids saying that it’s been in that wrapper for over 5 years. 🤣😇

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Barry Phillips Smith · @bps_artish

618 followers · 2039 posts · Server universeodon.com

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OK for tonight, NYE only. Saucy Seaside Postcards from the 1960's-80's - common in the beach shops around the UK with us kids sniggering at the jokes. I'm going to put them behind content warnings, so look if you dare ...

And don't pretend you don't remember ...

Boost/Favourite for more of the same ... *grins*

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OneTrueBryan · @OneTrueBryan

1 followers · 4 posts · Server social.vivaldi.net

Han wanted some hot tea, but the microwave broke when R2D2 tried cooking nuts and bolts stew.

He thought about having luke warm water instead.

Unfortunately, Luke couldn't find his light saber.

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Barry Phillips Smith · @bps_artish

615 followers · 1979 posts · Server universeodon.com

@tess_machling

* "#CDO" - Like OCD but properly aphabetical ... Boom Boom #JokeIn #Chat

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OneTrueBryan · @OneTrueBryan

1 followers · 4 posts · Server social.vivaldi.net

Did I ever tell you about the night when I quit bartending? Every freaking person kept asking for straws. Then we ran out, but people kept asking. That was the last straw.

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Barry Phillips Smith · @bps_artish

607 followers · 1911 posts · Server universeodon.com

I bought a Russian Advent Calendar for Chrstmas. I've opened all the windows now.

Well, that's a couple of dozen Oligarchs less ...

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OneTrueBryan · @OneTrueBryan

1 followers · 1 posts · Server social.vivaldi.net

There was a robbery at the bakery last night.

I know it's hard for some people to put bread on the table, but that really takes the cake.

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Barry Phillips Smith · @bps_artish

583 followers · 1822 posts · Server universeodon.com

@n1234

Ahhhh, that explains such a lot! It is easy to describe information precisely in English - "technical" English, but we don't "talk" like that. That's for precision use, not chat. When we "chat" its an incredibly rich language, full of hidden meanings and subtext, double meanings and emotions.

If you want to see English used normally, just have a look at the #JoinIn and #JokeIn hashtags.

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