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I keep randomly shouting out ‘broccoli’ and ‘cauliflower’ !

I think I might have florets…...

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I chat to the vegetables in my allotment.

But only the beanstalk......

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( for the older reader )

"I pity he fool"
"You missed a 'T'"
"Yes, yes I am."......

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How does the Rocky star like his pizzas ?

Sliced alone ........

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Last night the Grim Reaper came for me but I managed to fend him off with my vacuum cleaner!

Talk about Dyson with death....

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I've just bought myself a new first aid kit.

I thought I'd treat myself....

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Last night for a laugh, I swapped the wife's lipstick for a Pritt stick.

She's still not talking to me.......

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Doctor, I've got that urine sample, but I should probably let you know I drank a whole bottle of 'Bombay Sapphire' beforehand.

In your wee: gin?

Legen, jeg har den urinprøven, men jeg burde nok fortelle deg at jeg drakk en hel flaske "Bombay Sapphire" på forhånd....

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