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My dad used to be a boss. Every time he plans our meals, he gives us two choices, say beef and chicken. We pick chicken but he cooks pork. If the choice is between rice and noodles, we pick noodles but he cooks congee. My mum's illustration:

A man says to a girl: “Will you marry me?”
The girl: yes! yes! yes!
But the man ends up marrying some other girl shortly afterwards.
The first girl: why didn’t you marry me?
Man: I have the right to ask. You have the right to answer. But I have the right to choose.

If I happen to fall for a boy who's a boss, I'm so scared he'd give me the same treatment…
By corollary: My dad is so scary… and for me to have normalised this kind of stuff/abuse makes me even more scared…