eejayes · @eejayes
67 followers · 3781 posts · Server glasgow.socialWhen I lived in Amsterdam I ate eggs benedict every morning.
I'll never forget my Holland days......
eejayes · @eejayes
67 followers · 3772 posts · Server glasgow.social- Did you know that the lead singer of Blondie once consumed a whole male cow?
- Deb ate a bull?
- No, she definitely did......
eejayes · @eejayes
67 followers · 3754 posts · Server glasgow.social- My local church is holding a service to pray for a little semi-aquatic mammal that's having a surgical procedure on a laterally projecting prominence of its pelvis.
- Hip op otter Mass?
- No, *much* smaller than that......
eejayes · @eejayes
67 followers · 3742 posts · Server glasgow.social Someone threw a bottle of mayo at me !
I was like , what the Hellman....
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67 followers · 3731 posts · Server glasgow.social
eejayes · @eejayes
67 followers · 3729 posts · Server glasgow.socialI hear that there is a meeting of the Self Deprecating Society.
I thought " i'll put myself down for that "
eejayes · @eejayes
67 followers · 3704 posts · Server glasgow.social
Nic · @nicbest
25 followers · 244 posts · Server mastodonapp.ukWhat did one lion say to the other?
Nothing - lions can’t talk
eejayes · @eejayes
67 followers · 3610 posts · Server glasgow.social
eejayes · @eejayes
67 followers · 3600 posts · Server glasgow.social
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive......
eejayes · @eejayes
67 followers · 3577 posts · Server glasgow.social#jokeoftheday
I went to the doctor because I keep dreaming I work in a hospital delivering babies!
He says I'm going thru a midwife crisis....
eejayes · @eejayes
67 followers · 3555 posts · Server glasgow.social
eejayes · @eejayes
67 followers · 3542 posts · Server glasgow.socialPeople who claim they've swam in the rivers of Paris and Cairo are either insane or in denial.....
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67 followers · 3527 posts · Server glasgow.social
eejayes · @eejayes
65 followers · 3501 posts · Server glasgow.socialI just got a job in a factory making plastic Draculas.
There are only two of us on the production line, so I have to make every second count........
eejayes · @eejayes
65 followers · 3482 posts · Server glasgow.social
eejayes · @eejayes
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65 followers · 3450 posts · Server glasgow.social
eejayes · @eejayes
65 followers · 3437 posts · Server glasgow.social" What should we do? The polis are coming to take our dad's sister away!!"
"Arrest our aunt?"
"This is no time for food"......
eejayes · @eejayes
65 followers · 3423 posts · Server glasgow.social