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Jester · @Jester
10 followers · 150 posts · Server mstdn.social

There once was a man named Juan
who everyone noticed was gone
they look all around
he was nowhere to be found
then they saw him come out from the john

#joke #Humour #Poem #Funny #limerick #jokes

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Coffman · @Coffmans
7 followers · 196 posts · Server fosstodon.org

Boss: "My laptop computer is locked up. Can you help?"

Dilbert: "Remember you have to hold it upside down and shake it to reboot.

"Boss: "Oh, that's right."

Wally: "I wonder if he'll ever realize we gave him an "Etch-A-Sketch." 😀

#jokes #humor

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Mark Squires :orangewine: · @marksquires
706 followers · 974 posts · Server epicure.social
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There is relentless news regarding an escaped convict near Longwood Gardens about 45 minutes from Philadelphia. At some point, some 400 cops have allegedly been part of this task force and they still can't find him.

Meanwhile no one is talking about the accomplished cat burglar. A 2-tier justice system indeed.

#crime #jokes

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Jester · @Jester
10 followers · 149 posts · Server mstdn.social

There once was a lad named McGuire
who became an accomplished old liar
then one day
he ran away
when he came back he's on fire

#joke #Humour #Poem #Funny #limerick #jokes

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Jester · @Jester
10 followers · 148 posts · Server mstdn.social

There once was a Kangaroo
Who lived in a large zoo
He had a big pouch
when he fell he said ouch
That was pretty stupid too

#joke #Humour #Poem #Funny #limerick #jokes

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Jester · @Jester
10 followers · 148 posts · Server mstdn.social

A young piggy-patriot named Pearl
was arrested for straightening her curl.
The pigs did contend,
her tail she'd pretend,
was a glorious flag to unfurl.

#joke #Humour #Poem #Funny #limerick #jokes

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Jester · @Jester
10 followers · 148 posts · Server mstdn.social

There once was a cowboy named Boone,
Who always hung out in a saloon,
He sat on a thistle,
And boy, did he whistle,
And he sat, picking them out by the moon.

#joke #Humour #Poem #Funny #limerick #jokes

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Jester · @Jester
10 followers · 148 posts · Server mstdn.social

There once was a girl named Megan
Who wore pink and red leggins
People in class
Told her to sit on glass
But she said no it might rip my leggins

#joke #Humour #Poem #Funny #limerick #jokes

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Coffman · @Coffmans
7 followers · 195 posts · Server fosstodon.org

My email password has been hacked. That's the third time I've had to rename the cat. 😀

#jokes #humor

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Jester · @Jester
10 followers · 144 posts · Server mstdn.social

There was a young man who said, God
Must think it exceedingly odd
If he finds that this tree
Continues to be
When there's no one about in the Quad.

--- Reply ---

Dear Sir:
Your astonishment's odd:
I am always about in the Quad.
And that's why the tree
Will continue to be,
Since observed by
Yours Faithfully,
GOD.

#joke #Humour #Poem #Funny #limerick #jokes

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Jester · @Jester
10 followers · 143 posts · Server mstdn.social

There was a young maiden, a Sioux,
As tempting as fresh honeydioux.
She displayed her cute knees
As she strolled past tepees,
And the braves, they all hollered 'Wioux-Wioux!'

#joke #Humour #Poem #Funny #limerick #jokes

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Jester · @Jester
10 followers · 143 posts · Server mstdn.social

There lived a young cow in MA
He always had his own say
On the grass he would chew
Saying merrily moo moo
He often even ate hay

#joke #Humour #Poem #Funny #limerick #jokes

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Jester · @Jester
10 followers · 143 posts · Server mstdn.social

An aardvark who yearned for romances
Hooked up with another called Frances;
He courted her good
As a good aardvark should
With a dinner of succulent antses

#joke #Humour #Poem #Funny #limerick #jokes

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Joke of the Day · @joke_of_day
14 followers · 123 posts · Server mast.odon.irish
Open media

#jokes #humour #cats #funny

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Jester · @Jester
10 followers · 143 posts · Server mstdn.social

There once was a boy named Lee,
Who always threw rocks at a tree.
One day when it shivered,
Lee shaked and quivered
When out shot hundreds of bees!

#joke #Humour #Poem #Funny #limerick #jokes

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Amy · @APBBlue
1452 followers · 402 posts · Server zirk.us

#dc #jokes

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Jester · @Jester
10 followers · 139 posts · Server mstdn.social

There was a black dog named Rosie
Who tried to bite someone's toesies
She took a huge bite
Then ran out of sight
And left the poor guy with nine toesies

#joke #Humour #Poem #Funny #limerick #jokes

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Jester · @Jester
10 followers · 139 posts · Server mstdn.social

There was a young man from Peru.
Who wanted to live in a shoe.
A size six was too small.
So he walked down the mall,
And found a size twelve with a view.

#joke #Humour #Poem #Funny #limerick #jokes

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Jester · @Jester
10 followers · 139 posts · Server mstdn.social

Once there was a teacher
Who really liked the bleacher
So she stayed day and night
Holding it tight:
Her truly beloved bleacher

#joke #Humour #Poem #Funny #limerick #jokes

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TravelsOfTux · @gw6kwm
54 followers · 181 posts · Server toot.wales
NewsThump - Gingers advised to not even bother today

#sun #ginger #sunburn #jokes

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