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This guy inherits a parrot.
the parrot wont stop swearing at him, calling him a dumb f*ck, and a bunch of other names.
He tries everything to get this bird to stop swearing.
Nothing works. finally gets fed up and sticks him in the freezer.
Even from in there, he hears him cussing him out.
Then the parrot falls silent.
The guy thinks Ohh shit I killed him.
He opens the freezer.
The parrot hops out saying, " Very sorry for how I spoke to you, sir.
I just have one question... What did the chicken do?"

Sometimes I wish I could go back in time and show my 18 year old self what the things they were building would become. What this odd little hobby would become.

I can all too easily imagine it: the screaming and tears, the bargaining, the running into the distance never to be seen again. Flee young Jeni. Be free. The woods are your home.

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