Joy :lambda2: · @Joy
132 followers · 1545 posts · Server chillpeep.zone

Not me tooting at 20 to 2 in the morning again :drake_like:

#memes #jokestodon

Last updated 1 year ago

Stan Stallman · @stanstallman
517 followers · 3833 posts · Server sfba.social

A police officer sees a man driving around with a pickup truck full of chipmunks. He pulls the guy over and says...
"You can't drive around with chipmunks in this town! Take them to the zoo immediately."
The guy says "OK"... and drives away.
The next day, the officer sees the guy still driving around with the truck full of chipmunks, and they're all wearing sun glasses. He pulls the guy over and demands...
"I thought I told you to take these chipmunks to the zoo yesterday?"
The guy replies...
"I did . . . today I'm taking them to the beach!"

#jokes #jokestodon #jokesonmastodon #jokesofmastodon #jokeoftheday #dadjokes

Last updated 1 year ago

Adam James · @PapaShittyCams
331 followers · 1887 posts · Server photog.social

There’s a World War Two aircraft show at a local airport, but you must B-17 to enter.

#joke #sorrynotsorry #jokestodon

Last updated 1 year ago

astroPug · @astroPug
177 followers · 2087 posts · Server hachyderm.io

@shafik

Ok. I keckled, and I immediately used it on my unsuspecting family.

Well played.

#jokestodon

Last updated 1 year ago

The Many Voices🎙️ · @TheManyVoices
186 followers · 398 posts · Server opalstack.social
MOULE :MOULE_Logo: · @MOULE
482 followers · 1678 posts · Server mastodon.moule.world
AnneTheWriter · @AnneTheWriter1
1740 followers · 994 posts · Server universeodon.com

When you want to take your dog to a costume party, but he just had surgery.

(It's again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to .)

#hootintootintuesday #Mastodon #Humor #humour #funnymeme #comedy #jokestodon #dogsofmastodon #Dogs #dogstodon #costumedesign #costume

Last updated 2 years ago

AnneTheWriter · @AnneTheWriter1
1740 followers · 993 posts · Server universeodon.com
AnneTheWriter · @AnneTheWriter1
1740 followers · 992 posts · Server universeodon.com

I love this meme. I'm never gonna give it up, because it never lets me down.

(It's again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to .)

#hootintootintuesday #Mastodon #Humor #humour #funnymeme #comedy #jokestodon #rickastley #rickroll #rickrolled #popmusic #rockmusic #joke #paradoxes

Last updated 2 years ago

AnneTheWriter · @AnneTheWriter1
1738 followers · 991 posts · Server universeodon.com
AnneTheWriter · @AnneTheWriter1
1735 followers · 988 posts · Server universeodon.com

Here's hoping you're having .

Just don't forget your light jacket! 😉

is 👸.

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#theperfectdate #april25th #misscongenialityday #hootintootintuesday #Mastodon #Humor #humour #funnymeme #comedy #jokestodon #misscongeniality #april25

Last updated 2 years ago

When it comes to medical attention, if you can't curium or helium, you barium! :GeordieHa:

#chemistry #joke #jokestodon

Last updated 2 years ago

The Many Voices🎙️ · @TheManyVoices
138 followers · 258 posts · Server opalstack.social
AnneTheWriter · @AnneTheWriter1
1704 followers · 911 posts · Server universeodon.com

I'm thrilled & looking forward to seeing the last new episode this week. How about you?

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#startrek #picard #hootintootintuesday #Mastodon #Humor #humour #funnymeme #comedy #jokestodon #picardseason3 #startrektng #startrekkelvin #chrispine #captainshaw

Last updated 2 years ago

AnneTheWriter · @AnneTheWriter1
1704 followers · 910 posts · Server universeodon.com
AnneTheWriter · @AnneTheWriter1
1704 followers · 909 posts · Server universeodon.com

:
When I get to heaven, I want to see their copy of the . Then, I want to meet my Gr-Gr-Great Grandmother & ask her what her goshdarn name is.


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#1890

#genealogist #1890census #brickwall #hootintootintuesday #Mastodon #Humor #humour #funnymeme #comedy #jokestodon #genealogy #geneadons #genealogists #familytree #familyhistory #familyhistoryresearch #census

Last updated 2 years ago

Dave Dawkins · @golgaloth
736 followers · 4678 posts · Server writing.exchange
AnneTheWriter · @AnneTheWriter1
1704 followers · 908 posts · Server universeodon.com
AnneTheWriter · @AnneTheWriter1
1675 followers · 840 posts · Server universeodon.com