Not me tooting at 20 to 2 in the morning again :drake_like:
A police officer sees a man driving around with a pickup truck full of chipmunks. He pulls the guy over and says...
"You can't drive around with chipmunks in this town! Take them to the zoo immediately."
The guy says "OK"... and drives away.
The next day, the officer sees the guy still driving around with the truck full of chipmunks, and they're all wearing sun glasses. He pulls the guy over and demands...
"I thought I told you to take these chipmunks to the zoo yesterday?"
The guy replies...
"I did . . . today I'm taking them to the beach!"
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There’s a World War Two aircraft show at a local airport, but you must B-17 to enter.
#joke #sorrynotsorry #jokestodon
And a dog meme for Longwing, too...
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When you want to take your dog to a costume party, but he just had surgery.
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I love this meme. I'm never gonna give it up, because it never lets me down.
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Hey, #TuckerCarlson ...
Look who still has a job.
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Here's hoping you're having #ThePerfectDate.
Just don't forget your light jacket! 😉
#April25th is #MissCongenialityDay 👸.
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When it comes to medical attention, if you can't curium or helium, you barium! :GeordieHa: #Chemistry #Joke #jokestodon
I'm thrilled & looking forward to seeing the last new #StarTrek #Picard episode this week. How about you?
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#Genealogist:
When I get to heaven, I want to see their copy of the #1890Census. Then, I want to meet my #BrickWall Gr-Gr-Great Grandmother & ask her what her goshdarn name is.
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