#IntroduceYourself with
📗 one book
📽️ one film
💿 one album

#JokingNotJoking #MaybeJoking

Hot take:
If you’ve already gone back to using (read: supporting) Twitter, your moral fabric might not be as stout as you think it is. Q: BTW, do you recycle that aluminum can even when no one is watching?
#judgey #JokingNotJoking #TemetNosce

@hammancheez @LifeTimeCooking Not as salty as the language I'm about to use at the person shitposting a civilised conversation. #JokingNotJoking

Does anyone else feel like when you make a donation to a nonprofit that you're really just paying for all of the mail they'll send you asking for money for the rest of your life?

#donations #nonprofits #jokingnotjoking

@futzle not responsed, as have not started, but surely all that data from faceapp has "solved" that issue? #JokingNotJoking

@SwiftOnSecurity Would you be kind as to acquire an extra one as a gift for a loyal Fediverse Follower such as myself kind sir?
#jokingnotjoking

@kattra If AI has learned to master #JokingNotJoking, then we truly have been replaced

I think I want to put myself up for adoption….. adulting is so hard without parents to turn to for advice. I mean I’ve raised my kids, I’m there for them, now I need some of that love. Unconditional without expectations. We all need that love #JokingNotJoking

My Ad would read:
Must be wise, patient, kind and able to listen. Advice would be required although, optional. Happy to do daughterly duties. Retired lecturers and scientists are especially sort after. Must enjoy reading, and chess.

Please screengrab important tweets instead of linking to the birbsite. No one should have to go back there. 😅 #JokingNotJoking

Woah... Because of the #KungFlu I get to listen to #NoAgendaShow live AND we may see term limits in Congress. I see no downsides here.

#jokingnotjoking #coronavirus #COVID19 #millennials