Steve · @goingtopshelf
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GayDeceiver✨ · @GayDeceiver
757 followers · 3555 posts · Server mstdn.social

Meanwhile, at the Batcave,

"Well, Master Bruce, if you hadn't gone all 'Dark Knight' on the Jolly Old Elf, we wouldn't be in this predicament. There's not enough money on the planet to turn this PR nightmare around. Until you apologize publicly and make amends, you'll be the jerk that killed Christmas."

#DarkKnight #Christmas #Xmas #jollyoldelf #santa #santaclaus #Batman

Last updated 3 years ago

GayDeceiver✨ · @GayDeceiver
468 followers · 1476 posts · Server mstdn.social

“I got the hippopotamus that Xmas. It was the best gift ever! Even my parents believed in Santa Claus after that. After all, only the Jolly Old Elf and his magic managed to get the full-grown hippo into the living room of a 6th story walk up NYC apartment.”

#xmassongs #hippopotamus #jollyoldelf #santaclaus #Christmas #Xmas

Last updated 3 years ago

GayDeceiver✨ · @GayDeceiver
468 followers · 1476 posts · Server mstdn.social

“I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus multiple times. She had a thing for guys dressed like the Jolly Old Elf. I think that’s where my aversion to Christmas comes from.”

#Xmas #Christmas #jollyoldelf #santaclaus

Last updated 3 years ago