I am v grateful for my time on the #JortsHorse instance. I laughed my bum off most days, and I really appreciated the zero-tolerance safe-space from bigotry that they provided.

But my scarce little toots about art/politics/poetry/etc were like sore thumbs in the stream of shitposting mayhem those guys carve out of the ether every god-damned day.

I feel more at home here on #ZirkUs. Less out of place, anyway. And my feed is a wild ride, with the zirkiest ussers and the jortsiest horsers.

Thnx

Forgot to put in pronouns- but they are They/She/It.

Also not sure if I’m going to post art/game dev stuff on this account or on an alt. The vibe on this one is pretty casual, political, and often shitposty. #JortsHorse

@Wildheart_Baby Me after joining Mastodon 3 weeks ago, seeing #JortsHorse everywhere and having no idea what's going on.

Where the Jorts Horse? Not enough Jorts Horse!
#JortsHorse

Come to my yarn fry where I will be frying some yarn, just because.

Leave ur shorts at home and put on some jorts with your horse.

#JortsHorse #JortsGang #Introduction

Come to my yarn fry where I will be frying some yarn, just because.

Leave the shorts at the door and put on some jorts with your horse.

#JortsHorse #JortsGang #Introduction

Why font i see #johnmastodon or #joanmastodon in #jortshorse local feed? :blobhaj_plead_1:

@Excuse_haver

#JortsHorse #WeirdAF #JortsGoneWild #RideTheJortsTrain #JortsForLife #JortsRUs #JortsMania #JortsRevolution #JortsGalore #Jorts4Ever #JortsRule #JortsAreCool #JortsAreWeird #JortsAreAwesome

joined this server and im really really liking it so far but im also now seeing random horses on the web. #jortshorse

just gotta be me you know?

#JortsHorse

got things on my mind, hope you understand #JortsHorse

Hey, #JortsHorse mods - do you keep intermittently pixellating and depixellating the JortsHorse picture? Or am I having some sort of ophthalmic episode that may need medical investigation? It's cool either way, would just like to know. Keep dreaming big caramel dreams, you saucy denim-butt shitposters. azx

Did you know that #JortsHorse is an anagram of 'rot joshers'? Which just happens to be what they called #shitposters in the Edwardian era. #FACT

Jorts Gang rise UP
#jortshorse

#JORTSHORSE is back, FUKKERS
https://youtu.be/uGBWsEzbTrI