god fucking dammit lol

my window was open and me and @Phidget were chatting in my room with the door closed

someone outside started whistling for their dog, but the way it bounced off the door made it sound like the whistling was coming from WITHIN our apartment, and i immediately perked up like "dafuq?"

it took Phidget a second to realize what i was picking up on, and then he fucking pointed out that it was someone whistling for a dog which is why i picked up on it so fast

#justdogthings #furrytrash

My name is Owa Tricorg and I'm here to say

Arf arf arf arf arf arf arf arf arf arf every day

#JustDogThings

This isn't based on anything specific, just a friendly reminder:

bark
bark bark

bark bark bark bark bark!!

#JustDogThings

Darn right I'm a bitch:

Bark!
I bark!
Time to bark!
Can't stop barking!
Have to bark!

#JustDogThings

Fun fact, I've never played Bobble Bobble but I have friends who love it so I love it by default :blobfoxhappy:

#JustDogThings

The nice thing about being a dog is I can consider everyone a friend :blobfoxhappy:

except cops, fascists, nazis, identity-phobes, and their ilk :blobfoxannoyed:

I will pee in their shoes :blobfoxangry:

#justdogthings