Brad Houston · @Herodotusjr
263 followers · 1215 posts · Server glammr.us

The lesson I am learning from this session, in which the public access counsel at Indiana st. Archives put enormous restrictions on access laws, is: "NEVER TELL LAWYERS WHAT YOU ARE DOING."

#justkidding #orami #saa23

Last updated 1 year ago

Noortje van Heeswijk · @noordraaitdoor
93 followers · 640 posts · Server mastodonners.nl

@Eetschrijver *meepraat, ja heel normaal hoor. Nee is niet gek. Nee dat vertelde je niet 5 min geleden ook al* 😉

#justkidding #ikhebnognietgezegdwatikerdanvanvond

Last updated 1 year ago

栄屯 · @Eidon
279 followers · 3457 posts · Server raru.re

The word "Sustainable" comes from "Susta":

"Sleepiness, fatigue whereby one feels the need to lie down on the bed and rest. Lack of desire to do and the consequent lounging."

#justkidding #dialectofbari

Last updated 1 year ago

JillZ · @DefiantJZ
72 followers · 976 posts · Server toad.social
Janik · @janik_frenzel
120 followers · 390 posts · Server sfba.social
Anja · @AnjaAndersen
250 followers · 4456 posts · Server mastodon.nl

@johannesbeers @flava
😉 ik had trouwens ooit een mol in mijn voorraadkast.....😳

#justkidding

Last updated 2 years ago

Flo · @subraumpixel
129 followers · 1270 posts · Server augsburg.social

Tuning into Brecel-Si: somebody is potting balls, you probably already missed half a session

Tuning into Selby-Allen: somebody is staring at balls, pondering, maybe rolling the cue ball up to the pack, it’s still the same frame, but after a re-rack.

🤷‍♂️

#worldsnookerchampionship #justkidding

Last updated 2 years ago

Sowiszcze · @sowa
20 followers · 388 posts · Server sowi.space

We have no idea when we'll pass away, so just to be sure I won't miss my timeframe, I'm having my for my entire life. 😅

👀

#midlifecrisis #joke #orisit #justkidding

Last updated 2 years ago

Bill Reese · @reesecommabill
151 followers · 484 posts · Server thefooty.club

…Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go on an overnight drunk, and in 10 days I'm going to set out to find the coach that ruined my soccer club and destroy him. Anyone who wants to join me is more than welcome.

#rbny #mls #mastodonfc #stevezissou #justkidding

Last updated 2 years ago

Peter M 🎯 · @Pjotrovics
255 followers · 3365 posts · Server mastodon.nl

Met de nodige en lees ik de escapades van ene die nu 101, 64 per jaar vraagt voor een 'vinkje' om te checken of ik echt besta. 😂
En dan ben ik 'bevoegd' om eindeloos onzin te twitteren op 'zijn' dienst.

In 1997 was al eerlijker met . Het was gratis en je kon er niets mee. Maw die malle gaat nu 26 jaar terug in de tijd.
Morgen voert hij een tarief in per bericht om zijn 44 miljard terug te verdienen. 😂

#justkidding #hetnet #kpn #musk #nostalgie #humor #twitter

Last updated 2 years ago

John Wilker - SFF Author · @jwilker
431 followers · 2275 posts · Server wandering.shop

Screen cap from the finale of Picard

:D

#picard #justkidding

Last updated 2 years ago

egghat НетBойне :verified: · @egghat
1245 followers · 5165 posts · Server mastodon.cloud

@EngelbertDejaco aber man kann damit auf die richtige Alpenseite fahren. Also nach Bozen ;)

#justkidding

Last updated 2 years ago

Peter M 🎯 · @Pjotrovics
243 followers · 3259 posts · Server mastodon.nl

(3+end) ..dat toen verkochten. Want sinds 2017 weeg ik ongeveer 84 kg 'schoon aan de haak' en drink minder bier. Of zou het toch aan werk liggen tussen 1990 en 2017? Want in 2017 stopte ik met werken en paste al rap mijn broeken niet meer. 😍

#justkidding #supermarkten

Last updated 2 years ago

Reeter · @Reeter
21 followers · 366 posts · Server pouet.chapril.org

@Harryshelper @spodlife @GossiTheDog is there even such a thing as citizen privacy protection in the US ? 🙄

#justkidding

Last updated 2 years ago

OhSnap!Dragon · @DrOinFLA
638 followers · 2239 posts · Server lounge.town

#justkidding

Last updated 2 years ago

John Gordon · @jgordon
248 followers · 3277 posts · Server appdot.net

Most people think the reason so many services don't work any more is because of the complexity of the mobile migration and the growth of OS complexity.

The real reason is the AIs don't want us on the Net any more.

#justkidding

Last updated 2 years ago

DJ Dr. Maitxinha · @maitxinha
282 followers · 404 posts · Server lingo.lol

Ohhhhh. Ok, then!! Kanye said, "Watching Jonah Hill in 21 jump street made me like Jewish people again. No one should take anger against one or two individuals and transform that into hatred towards millions of innocent people." He continued, "No Christian can be labeled antisemite knowing Jesus is Jew. Thank you Jonah Hill. I love you." Kanye West Claims He's Pro-Jewish Again, Thanks to Jonah Hill tmz.com/2023/03/25/kanye-west-

#justkidding #moron

Last updated 2 years ago

· @mybarkingdogs
189 followers · 5700 posts · Server ohai.social

Is a secret op by Trader Joe's to get product names? :P

#vegetableasongormovie #wildconspiracies #satire #justkidding

Last updated 2 years ago

Sir_Huh · @sir_huh
93 followers · 612 posts · Server sueden.social

@MJung @fedibikes @mastobikes_de @SheDrivesMobility

Aber sorry, wenn ich mir einen Porsche kaufe, habe ich den Parkplatz doch längst mit meinen Steuergeldern bezahlt.

#justkidding

Last updated 2 years ago

Ok some of you might think this is weird, but I think it’s pretty normal in same-sex relationships - even though not many will admit it: my husband and I share underwear and socks. No biggie.

** BUT **

He just bought two pairs of trunks that have the tag ON THE SIDE. 🤦🏻‍♂️

ON
THE
SIDE.

I have to divorce him. 😢

#justkidding #notdivorcinghim #hemustpay #evilundies

Last updated 2 years ago