Was making tea and saw bananas. Now I want a BANANA RIPENESS widget/notifications.

eg take photo at purchase, apply banana ripeness model

* overhead kitchen camera to watch bananas periodically checks for custom ripeness, then updates widget / sends notifications for:

* bananas ABOUT TO BE TOO READY

* BANANAS READY GO GO GO

* TOO LATE BANANA BREAD TIME

* TOO LATE FOR EVEN BANANA BREAD TIME, TIME TO MEET COMPOST

#bananas #overengineering #justlookatthem