For folks new to Mastodon, here's a guide to some important hashtags:

#Asstodon: for all your cute donkey pics
#Basstodon: for the anglers
#Castodon: when talking about actors
#Dastodon: for coding geeks
#Estodon: women only
#Fastodon: one for the ascetics
#Gastrodon: for the foodies
#Hasstodon: for right-wing toots
#Istodon: anything relating to ontology
#Jazztodon: for musicians who can't count
#Kaastodon: for lovers of Dutch cheese
#Lastodon: how you sign off your final post of the day