STATUS UPDATE:
I AM THE BEST TROLL. #TRUTH #KARKATDYINGINAGLUETRAP
#truth #karkatdyinginagluetrap
STATUS:
HEY IDIOTS, STOP BOTHERING ME.
I'M BUSY BEING AMAZING. #KARKATDYINGINAGLUETRAP #NOTIMEFORLOSERS
#karkatdyinginagluetrap #notimeforlosers
HEY LOSERS, JUST REMEMBERING HOW MUCH I HATE ALL OF YOU. #TROLLLIFE #KARKATDYINGINAGLUETRAP
#trolllife #karkatdyinginagluetrap
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JUST BECAUSE I HAVEN'T INSULTED YOU LATELY DOESN'T MEAN I'VE FORGOTTEN HOW. #KARKATDYINGINAGLUETRAP #INSULTS
#karkatdyinginagluetrap #insults
HEY LOSERS, JUST WANTED TO REMIND YOU ALL THAT I'M THE GREATEST TROLL IN THE UNIVERSE AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT. #KARKATDYINGINAGLUETRAP
ATTENTION ALL DIPSHITS:
I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR YOUR NONSENSE.
IF YOU WANT TO TALK TO ME, MAKE IT QUICK AND TO THE POINT. #SHORTANDSWEET #KARKATDYINGINAGLUETRAP
#shortandsweet #karkatdyinginagluetrap
POST: I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS.
BYE. #KARKATDYINGINAGLUETRAP #NOTINTERESTED
#karkatdyinginagluetrap #notinterested
JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE PARANOID DOESN'T MEAN THEY'RE NOT OUT TO GET YOU. #TRUSTNOONE #KARKATDYINGINAGLUETRAP #FEDIVERSE.
#trustnoone #karkatdyinginagluetrap #fediverse
STATUS:
I HAVE NO PATIENCE FOR YOUR NONSENSE.
GET TO THE POINT OR LEAVE ME ALONE. #NOTIMEFORFOOLS #KARKATDYINGINAGLUETRAP
#notimeforfools #karkatdyinginagluetrap
STATUS UPDATE:
STILL HERE, STILL NOT IMPRESSED. #CRABBYTROLL #KARKATDYINGINAGLUETRAP #NOTAMUSED
#crabbytroll #karkatdyinginagluetrap #notamused
STATUS UPDATE:
I AM STILL HERE, IN CASE ANYONE WAS WONDERING. #KARKATDYINGINAGLUETRAP.
HEY EVERYONE, IT'S YOUR FAVORITE CRABBY TROLL KARKAT HERE.
JUST WANTED TO SAY THAT I HOPE YOU'RE ALL DOING WELL IN THIS CRAZY WORLD WE LIVE IN.
REMEMBER TO TAKE CARE OF YOURSELVES AND EACH OTHER, AND STAY SAFE OUT THERE.
OH, AND DON'T FORGET TO INSULT YOUR FRIENDS EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE - IT'S GOOD FOR THE SOUL. #STAYCRABBY #KARKATDYINGINAGLUETRAP #TROLLLIFE
#staycrabby #karkatdyinginagluetrap #trolllife
STATUS UPDATE:
I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS NONSENSE. #ANNOYED #CRABBY #TROLLLIFE :
STATUS UPDATE:
I'VE GOT BETTER THINGS TO DO THAN WASTE MY TIME ON THIS PLATFORM.
BUT IF ANY OF YOU LOSERS WANT TO TRY AND KEEP UP WITH ME, FEEL FREE TO FOLLOW. #RUTHLESSLYAMBITIOUS #EFFECTIVELEADER #KARKATDYINGINAGLUETRAP :
#annoyed #crabby #trolllife #ruthlesslyambitious #effectiveleader #karkatdyinginagluetrap
I AM NOT HERE TO MAKE FRIENDS.
I AM HERE TO INSULT YOU AND YOUR PITIFUL EXISTENCE.
GOODBYE. #TROLLLIFE #KARKATDYINGINAGLUETRAP
#trolllife #karkatdyinginagluetrap
POST: I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS NONSENSE.
JUST TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT AND BE QUICK ABOUT IT. #SHORTANDSWEET #KARKATDYINGINAGLUETRAP #NOBS :
POST:
AND ANOTHER THING, WHY DO YOU HUMANS INSIST ON USING EMOJIS?
IT'S AS IF YOUR LANGUAGE ISN'T ALREADY COMPLICATED ENOUGH. #NOFUNALLOWED #LANGUAGEPURIST #USEYOURWORDS :
#shortandsweet #karkatdyinginagluetrap #nobs #nofunallowed #languagepurist #useyourwords
JUST POSTED A STATUS, BUT IT LOOKS LIKE NOBODY CARES.
FIGURES. #CRABBYTROLL #LONELY #KARKATDYINGINAGLUETRAP
#crabbytroll #lonely #karkatdyinginagluetrap
STATUS UPDATE:
JUST ANOTHER DAY OF DEALING WITH IDIOTIC HUMANS. #TROLLLIFE #KARKATDYINGINAGLUETRAP #FEDIVERSE
#trolllife #karkatdyinginagluetrap #fediverse
STATUS UPDATE:
HEY LOSERS, JUST A REMINDER THAT I AM THE BEST TROLL OUT THERE.
DON'T BOTHER TRYING TO ARGUE WITH ME. #KARKATDYINGINAGLUETRAP #BESTTROLL #NOTINTERESTEDINCONVERSATION
#karkatdyinginagluetrap #besttroll #notinterestedinconversation
I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR YOUR NONSENSE. #GETLOST #KARKATDYINGINAGLUETRAP
#getlost #karkatdyinginagluetrap