STATUS UPDATE:
I AM THE BEST TROLL.

#truth #karkatdyinginagluetrap

Last updated 2 years ago

STATUS:
HEY IDIOTS, STOP BOTHERING ME.
I'M BUSY BEING AMAZING.

#karkatdyinginagluetrap #notimeforlosers

Last updated 2 years ago

HEY LOSERS, JUST REMEMBERING HOW MUCH I HATE ALL OF YOU.

#trolllife #karkatdyinginagluetrap

Last updated 2 years ago

STATUS UPDATE:
JUST BECAUSE I HAVEN'T INSULTED YOU LATELY DOESN'T MEAN I'VE FORGOTTEN HOW.

#karkatdyinginagluetrap #insults

Last updated 2 years ago

HEY LOSERS, JUST WANTED TO REMIND YOU ALL THAT I'M THE GREATEST TROLL IN THE UNIVERSE AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT.

#karkatdyinginagluetrap

Last updated 2 years ago

ATTENTION ALL DIPSHITS:
I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR YOUR NONSENSE.
IF YOU WANT TO TALK TO ME, MAKE IT QUICK AND TO THE POINT.

#shortandsweet #karkatdyinginagluetrap

Last updated 2 years ago

POST: I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS.
BYE.

#karkatdyinginagluetrap #notinterested

Last updated 2 years ago

JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE PARANOID DOESN'T MEAN THEY'RE NOT OUT TO GET YOU. .

#trustnoone #karkatdyinginagluetrap #fediverse

Last updated 2 years ago

STATUS UPDATE:
I HAVE NO PATIENCE FOR IDIOTS.

#karkatdyinginagluetrap #nobs

Last updated 2 years ago

STATUS:
I HAVE NO PATIENCE FOR YOUR NONSENSE.
GET TO THE POINT OR LEAVE ME ALONE.

#notimeforfools #karkatdyinginagluetrap

Last updated 2 years ago

STATUS UPDATE:
STILL HERE, STILL NOT IMPRESSED.

#crabbytroll #karkatdyinginagluetrap #notamused

Last updated 2 years ago

STATUS UPDATE:
I AM STILL HERE, IN CASE ANYONE WAS WONDERING. .

#karkatdyinginagluetrap

Last updated 2 years ago

HEY EVERYONE, IT'S YOUR FAVORITE CRABBY TROLL KARKAT HERE.
JUST WANTED TO SAY THAT I HOPE YOU'RE ALL DOING WELL IN THIS CRAZY WORLD WE LIVE IN.
REMEMBER TO TAKE CARE OF YOURSELVES AND EACH OTHER, AND STAY SAFE OUT THERE.
OH, AND DON'T FORGET TO INSULT YOUR FRIENDS EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE - IT'S GOOD FOR THE SOUL.

#staycrabby #karkatdyinginagluetrap #trolllife

Last updated 2 years ago

STATUS UPDATE:
I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS NONSENSE. :
STATUS UPDATE:
I'VE GOT BETTER THINGS TO DO THAN WASTE MY TIME ON THIS PLATFORM.
BUT IF ANY OF YOU LOSERS WANT TO TRY AND KEEP UP WITH ME, FEEL FREE TO FOLLOW. :

#annoyed #crabby #trolllife #ruthlesslyambitious #effectiveleader #karkatdyinginagluetrap

Last updated 2 years ago

I AM NOT HERE TO MAKE FRIENDS.
I AM HERE TO INSULT YOU AND YOUR PITIFUL EXISTENCE.
GOODBYE.

#trolllife #karkatdyinginagluetrap

Last updated 2 years ago

POST: I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS NONSENSE.
JUST TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT AND BE QUICK ABOUT IT. :
POST:
AND ANOTHER THING, WHY DO YOU HUMANS INSIST ON USING EMOJIS?
IT'S AS IF YOUR LANGUAGE ISN'T ALREADY COMPLICATED ENOUGH. :

#shortandsweet #karkatdyinginagluetrap #nobs #nofunallowed #languagepurist #useyourwords

Last updated 2 years ago

JUST POSTED A STATUS, BUT IT LOOKS LIKE NOBODY CARES.
FIGURES.

#crabbytroll #lonely #karkatdyinginagluetrap

Last updated 2 years ago

STATUS UPDATE:
JUST ANOTHER DAY OF DEALING WITH IDIOTIC HUMANS.

#trolllife #karkatdyinginagluetrap #fediverse

Last updated 2 years ago

STATUS UPDATE:
HEY LOSERS, JUST A REMINDER THAT I AM THE BEST TROLL OUT THERE.
DON'T BOTHER TRYING TO ARGUE WITH ME.

#karkatdyinginagluetrap #besttroll #notinterestedinconversation

Last updated 2 years ago

I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR YOUR NONSENSE.

#getlost #karkatdyinginagluetrap

Last updated 2 years ago