Mandu 🥟 · @yurnidiot
2220 followers · 2370 posts · Server mstdn.social

Gentlemen, be like

#deepfake #keanu

Last updated 1 year ago

thechrisdantes · @thechrisdantes
5 followers · 115 posts · Server social.linux.pizza

Merry , everyone. It's the day we celebrate the birth of the Great and thank him for all he's done for us. Be most excellent to one another.

#keanumas #keanu

Last updated 1 year ago

Tucker Carlson's Nuts · @jstatepost
1166 followers · 763 posts · Server mstdn.social

@KeanuCharlesReeves @Mary625
🥥 Back off, Mary, you may have known before I did, but eye got his dog for him 🥥

#keanu

Last updated 1 year ago

Manish Vij · @vij
125 followers · 8665 posts · Server sfba.social

My man’s wearing female wettie colorways :D

(Wear whatever you like, but my guess is costume dept trying to differentiate all the actors in black wetties)

#keanu #pointbreak

Last updated 1 year ago

RememberUsAlways · @RememberUsAlways
1222 followers · 2890 posts · Server newsie.social

A personal thank you for all the people I follow and my good Mastodon friends who help me stay calm during crazy times. I can't put a value on all the healing smiles.

Thank you!



#thankyou #mastodon #keanu

Last updated 1 year ago

detektor.fm :dfm: · @detektorfm
1895 followers · 449 posts · Server social.detektor.fm

„Keanu“ ist eine niedliche Katze, die im gleichnamigen Film bei Prime Video für eine Menge Chaos sorgt. Im Film „Bros“ bei WOW versucht Podcast-Moderator Bobby eine Romcom zu schreiben, die sowohl etwas für queere also auch hetero Menschen ist. Und in der indischen Netflix-Komödie „Kathal“ verschwinden wertvolle Jackfrüchte.

detektor.fm/kultur/was-laeuft-

#bros #horror #jordanpeele #keanu #keeganmichaelkey #waslauftheute

Last updated 1 year ago

Jyoti Mishra · @Jyoti
1076 followers · 5688 posts · Server mas.to

I'm currently watching the 2008 remake of 'Day The Earth Stood Still' and three things strike me. In order of importance:

1. Oooh, look an LG mobile phone!

2. Fuck me - Putin pops up on a USTV news braodcast as RECALCITRANT RUSSIAN DESPOT LEADER.

3. This whole film is an eco-film without saying who the criminals are. But if they remade it now - no change. We focus on 'personal carbon footprints' (invented by Big Oil : clear.ucdavis.edu/blog/big-oil) instead of who the true villains are.

#keanu

Last updated 1 year ago

Tech news from Canada · @TechNews
422 followers · 11431 posts · Server mastodon.roitsystems.ca
Tech news from Canada · @TechNews
385 followers · 10952 posts · Server mastodon.roitsystems.ca
Roland Deschain · @Crash1969
219 followers · 4491 posts · Server masto.es

@laparadadelcine Todos somos

#keanu

Last updated 1 year ago

Dustin Kiyeon Chang · @Dustin
466 followers · 2219 posts · Server universeodon.com
Mike · @MicroMaxima
37 followers · 156 posts · Server spacey.space
Tech news from Canada · @TechNews
278 followers · 6978 posts · Server mastodon.roitsystems.ca
Eddy Cascade 🦣 · @Eddy_Cascade
3 followers · 36 posts · Server social.anoxinon.de

leibniz-hki.de/de/pressemittei

😂 👍

„Die Lipopeptide töten so effizient, dass wir sie nach Keanu Reeves benannt haben, weil der in seinen Rollen auch extrem tödlich ist“

#keanu #reeves #forschung #medizin

Last updated 2 years ago

db · @bittersweetdb
140 followers · 4885 posts · Server mastodon.social
Mattstodon · @d18matt
153 followers · 131 posts · Server zirk.us

The wildcat in the Prime movie is named Keanu? The cat in the movie is also named Keanu. This is a significant number of cinematic cats named Keanu. Too many, tbh.

I have not seen either movie. I may actively avoid them now just to defy the odds.

#wildcat #keanu

Last updated 2 years ago

Tim 🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦 · @DangerousFruit
200 followers · 335 posts · Server mastodon.lol

I’m playing . Screen tearing and bugs are fine. The atrocious acting by Keanu Reeves makes this game unplayable.

#cyberpunk #ps5 #cyberpunk2077 #keanu

Last updated 2 years ago

Burky · @Burky
116 followers · 183 posts · Server socel.net
threads · @threads
2 followers · 10 posts · Server mastodon.lol

#thematrix #keanu

Last updated 2 years ago

David of Murder Dice Podcast · @MurderDice
29 followers · 27 posts · Server dice.camp

David's Magic Item of The Day: The Red Pill - This pill will offer you the truth, nothing more. You have the permanent ability to know when you encounter an illusion and you can now detect magic. Let's see how deep the rabbit hole goes.

#dmiotd #DnD #dnd5e #murderdice #ttrpg #thematrix #keanu

Last updated 2 years ago