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And lest we forget: “I lay there, annoyed that I was getting fucked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart. And then it was over... I’d say the sex lasted two to three minutes. It may have been the least impressive sex I’d ever had,” she recalled in her book.

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