Aldi are marketing these toys as the "King and Queen of Veg" which does suggest a Miévillean City-and-the-City style set up of overlapping kingdoms occupying the same space.

These societies do however interact to the extent that the carrot family has tickets on a human plane, albeit one with no accomodations for vegetable proportions.

Are the vegetables an underclass? How much consitutional power do the vegetable monarchy hold?

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For example in this scene from the 2022 Christmas advert we see Jasper the Carrot donating to a Beetroot charity worker using miniture (non sentient? fascimile?) brussel sprout currency.

So in the KCCU does EVERYBODY use sprout tokens or just the vegetable-people?

Does the carrot king have no coinage OR has this new carrot king usurped a previous brussel sprout monarcy?

Was this transition peaceful?

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Aldi continuing to expand the Kevin the Carrot cinematic universe with Coronation Edition Carrots.
I have questions...

So is this Kevin the Carrot cosplaying as the human king (because in the adverts there seem to be humans and vegetable people)

or is there a carrot king that rules over humans?

or is there both a carrot king that rules only the vegetable people (or just the carrots?)

As always the KCCU raises many questions

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Alex · @alexlac51
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stripeboy · @stripeboy
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「這個聖誕假期有看《Home Alone》揮手區」🙋‍♂️ youtu.be/gnELFxI2OfU

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Happiness is a girl & her carrot

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Heidi Middleton · @Heidipeeps
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Oi you have gone & lost my   stuff. I’m well fuming the Aldi don’t have some of the items in stock anymore. Some swine will have my Kevin in a kilt now 😡

I hope whoever it is gets spiders dumped on them.

#evri #kevinthecarrot #sounhappy

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Kevin Chapman · @lollujo
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Kevin the Carrott and Kevin the Human have the same jumper! instagram.com/p/ClOtWC1D70B/?i

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Alexander · @SaddlerFan
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I just found out who Kevin the Carrot is (how embarrassing that I as a German had never heard of this ALDI mascot) and now I'm sitting here like "you learn something new every day"

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B.Scantlebury · @B__50000_
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People are queuing at supermarkets since the middle of the night for Kevin The Carrot stuff??? I am so out of touch with things

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Alex · @alexlac51
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🥕

Is not a ...

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RT @themingford
You've got Hancock in the jungle getting £400K while also getting his MP salary and expenses.

But, no, you complain about nurses striking.

Have you ever considered that nurses and workers aren't the problem but that the problem is you?

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Thomas H. · @themingford
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RT @themingford
Nurses have been pushed to this.

If you voted Conservative, you've only got yourself to blame.

They've starved Public Services.

They've hugely underfunded the NHS

Blame the culprits - the Tories and their voters.

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Thomas H. · @themingford
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Nurses have been pushed to this.

If you voted Conservative, you've only got yourself to blame.

They've starved Public Services.

They've hugely underfunded the NHS

Blame the culprits - the Tories and their voters.

#kevinthecarrot

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Thomas H. · @themingford
332 followers · 434 posts · Server mastodonapp.uk

You've got Hancock in the jungle getting £400K while also getting his MP salary and expenses.

But, no, you complain about nurses striking.

Have you ever considered that nurses and workers aren't the problem but that the problem is you?

#kevinthecarrot

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Story of my life @KevJMcDermott@twitter.com “will you put out an announcement” 😄

RT @AldiUK@twitter.com

UPDATE: We've still not found him 👀

🐦🔗: twitter.com/AldiUK/status/1590

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is not a ...

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