To Dara Khosrowshahi we sing
For moonlighting as an Uber driver last Spring
His most nightmarish experience
Left his morale less than dense
Though we commend him for giving it a fling!

#uber #khosrowshahi #moonlighting #ode #poetry

http://www.businessinsider.com/uber-ceo-most-nightmarish-experience-driver-got-lost-report-2023-8