I saw the new Disney movie that totally should have been a Halloween release and while I enjoyed it (it’s fun but not GREAT) and while I am totally pro the WGA getting what they need from the AMPTP, the writer who wrote “stepped foot” into that movie needs to be kicked out of the Union. I will let many idiotic things slide but a professional writer SHOULD know it’s bloody SET goddamn foot. Or simply stepped. Ruined the entire movie (#KiddingNotKidding) #PetPeeve

Whelp. Pi Day over. Guess it’s time to start working on re:Invent. #kiddingnotkidding

@mekkaokereke #bancars #kiddingnotkidding

by calling friends "dude" regardless of gender but also calling them "mama" regardless of gender…it's not *not* still smashing the patriarchy, right? 😬

#OHSHITWAITYOUGUYZ #rhetoricalquestions #kiddingnotkidding #pov #ScheißeScullySays #ScheißeSazSez #lifeinnit #itsfine #ironyavalanche #ihatehashtags

@errantscience I have been looking for just such a sign! Thank you! #physicslife #kiddingnotkidding

@elizamccarthy exactly what I thought, the glasses appear to be a fashion prop along with all the face and lip filler #KiddingNotKidding #Santos

should I admit that I sometimes browse Craigslist for used organs

#KiddingNotKidding

I feel almost out of place with all of you talking about leaving or hating the evil empire. I was never there really. I've not been too much for being an active web presence til now unless you count my ridiculous amount of time on Reddit. I refuse to leave until karma becomes a unit of money and I can buy a city. Or at least a town.

#Reddit #Karmapoints #Evilempire #Birdsite #KiddingNotKidding #IWonderIfTheydSellCinncinati #WeDontNeedAnotherHero

@natania this movie makes me feel like a monster. I’ve been described as a robot with no tears ducts and I think this movie cinches that assessment. Not one single tear. Not even a solitary sting of what might have been a single tear. Whats WRONG with me?

#KiddingNotKidding

Ok so ... where in the Fediverse can I find a not-for-profit, volunteer run substitute for Facebook?

Let's bring down ALL the social media giants.

#kiddingnotkidding

Ok so ... where in the Fediverse can I find a not-for-profit, volunteer run substitute for Facebook?

#kiddingnotkidding

@For_Cripes_Sake it was worse when I made the Chucky doll. Actually locked my bedroom door until he was shipped off. LOL #KiddingNotKidding

So in today's pointless dilemmas: Do I ACTUALLY take the time to tell @twitter to stop sending crypto-shyster ads my way or just cringe and despair for humanity whenever they go by? :)

#kiddingnotkidding

Oh, my Tweeple, let me know if you need anything!

I can't help you, but it will make me feel good knowing i'm not the only one screwed!

#KiddingNotKidding

Oh, my Tweeple, let me know if you need anything!

I can't help you, but it will make me feel good knowing i'm not the only one screwed!

#KiddingNotKidding