Lierda :blobcatenby: · @Rist6
15 followers · 21 posts · Server ohai.social

Just found out is a thing, so heres a word: shizzle. Used to say it a lot, don't know where it came from.

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Road Not Taken · @yoohooair
142 followers · 1173 posts · Server universeodon.com
Road Not Taken · @yoohooair
142 followers · 1173 posts · Server universeodon.com

@SharonGibson3

(borderline) /#frack (also borderline - thank you )

Our kid made up something back in elementary school that worked very well as a but I can't think of what it was right now.


#farkle #firetruck #forkit #frak #bsg #galactica #scificursing #dangit #doggoneit #darnit #goshdarnit #goshdarn #curseword #kidfriendlycusswords #kidfriendlycursewords

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Sharon Gibson Morgan · @SharonGibson3
1076 followers · 2766 posts · Server newsie.social

S.O.B. *Ex: He's a mean SOB and doesn't care who knows it. *
(This made my kids wonder why I called people "sobs.") πŸ˜…

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Sharon Gibson Morgan · @SharonGibson3
1076 followers · 2764 posts · Server newsie.social

Stop effing around!

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Sharon Gibson Morgan · @SharonGibson3
1076 followers · 2763 posts · Server newsie.social

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Sharon Gibson Morgan · @SharonGibson3
1076 followers · 2762 posts · Server newsie.social

Cheese and rice!

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Treebearddave · @dharkin115
1 followers · 21 posts · Server glasgow.social

fork n basket!.... (its actually quite good said in anger)

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Drew · @drewran
151 followers · 191 posts · Server mas.to


To faff: Stop faffing around and get a move on.

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Darohan · @Darohan
25 followers · 526 posts · Server mastodon.social

I used to say "scrap" all the time. was a major influence on me for maybe too long.

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"Oh Shiitake Mushrooms" πŸ„ "busterd"

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JdeBP · @JdeBP
4 followers · 85 posts · Server toot.wales

@lindasgoluppiart

Alright. Given mastodonapp.uk/@JdeBP/10972808 I choose the mundane word "fork".

Now what the fork am I going to replace with it in a sentence? Fork and Damnation, this is hard!

I chose a noun, and replacing a verb with it will surely fork up the entire sentence?

And any other word? Including multiple ones? If I fork many of the forks in a fork, it makes it fork to fork what is fork fork.

Perhaps I should consult that hashtag that was trending yesterday.

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Suz · @sbtan
9 followers · 77 posts · Server home.social

β€œFor the love of Pete!”

β€œWell I swan!” which I picked up from my grandmother who would’ve been 112 this year.

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Sweet Emmy Cat · @SesameSquirrel
149 followers · 634 posts · Server mastodon.social

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Heavens to Betsy
Yes, I do say this and I am not a senior. Lol

#kidfriendlycusswords #kidfriendlycusses #HashtagGames

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Drew · @drewran
148 followers · 188 posts · Server mas.to


In my English youth the term, "muppet", was often used as a reprimand. Down here in NZ, however, I like the phrase, "You egg! "

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WChrisG Thawing Permafrost · @Wchrisg0528
22 followers · 145 posts · Server mstdn.party

she's a real skunk wad

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WChrisG Thawing Permafrost · @Wchrisg0528
22 followers · 144 posts · Server mstdn.party

brother duck

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Jacob Markey · @Ebeneezer22
233 followers · 1477 posts · Server mstdn.social

Chicken noodle soup!!!

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