5yo: “What’s the smelliest poo in the world? Space Poopiter!” #kidjokes

Why do #seaguls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they would be bagels.

🤣

#kidjokes #dadjoke

Joke from my 11-year-old:

I think my braces are homophobic! They keep trying to make my teeth straight!

#kidjokes #lgbtq

What was Tigger doing with his head in the toilet? (Looking for Pooh) :anidab_right:

#KidJokes #CatSalad

I find it amusing that two videos I posted yesterday got over 700 views, a few favs, hearts, and one comment. These were of my son in Walmart and his #KidJokes.

Yet, things I worked hard on are … dead. My kids are great, so I don’t blame TikTok.

www.tiktok.com/@dezplayz

#ContentCreatorProblems #contentcreator

In the meantime, my kid just told me this #joke he saw on the web:

Kid: "Daddy, did you hear about the down-on-his-luck mall Santa?"

Me: "No, what happened?"

Kid: "They call him Saint Nickel-Less."

#DadJokes #KidJokes

Little brother: “Why did the cow get in his car and drive to the space station? To go to a movie on the moon.” #KidJokes 🤷‍♀️