My child has gone from Peppa to Bluey, and now I can barely understand him at all.

#Parenting #HybridAccents #KidsSay

My 5-yo, attempting to turn off a light via #Google Home: "Hey Google..." [Pauses for reply but none]
5-yo to me: "Why did you call it Google?"
Me: [kind of chuckling] I didn't make it. That's the name of the company.
5-yo: "It is such a silly name. Like google-y eyes."
#kidssay #parenting

Today a 3-year-old came to me looking for help putting a ball in his shirt. He was having a difficult time following my verbal instructions so I asked if he wanted to watch me do it so he could do what I do. He said yes so I showed him and when I took the ball out his classmate said “and that’s how you make a baby!”

#Preschool #KidsSay

three-year-old: my gill hurts.
me: you don’t have gills.
three-year-old: it still hurts.

#Parenting #MamaLife #KidsSay

This just in from my wife: At 123Read yesterday my student Denver asked me if I had a daughter and I said yes, but she's grown up, not a kid. Denver said "grown up, you mean like grown?" I said yes, then she said "you mean like she eats a lot of vegetables?"

PS She does.
#kidssay #vegetables #Humor

My 11 year old son turns to me this morning and asks, “Do you believe in aliens and, if so, do you think they also have racism where they live?” I . . . 👽 #kidssay #parenting #academicparenting

From my sister: Going to church with a three year old is never dull. The children's sermon was about lighting the Advent candle of peace. Later the minister prayed, "Forgive us when we have lost peace and goodwill." Her grandson, wide eyed, said, "Oh no! We've already lost the peace!" At least he was listening?

#Advent2022 #Peace #christmas2022 #KidsSayTheDarndestThings #church #Goodwill #Kids #KidsSay #KeepThePeace #SeasonsGreetings #KidsOnMastodon #FunnyKids