Dan Shick · @datn
397 followers · 69 posts · Server xoxo.zone

@RickiTarr In Bruges.

sequel name: Bruges, Baby, Bruges.

Hotel owner Marie's baby, Jean-Paul (Paul Dano), grows up to be a hotelier despite crippling dyscalculia. The whole city knows that native son JP is an easy mark and steps in to help when needed. An Irish con artist (Kerry Condon) comes to town intending to knock over JP's hotel but finds that JP has some secrets even he himself...

#killmenow

Last updated 1 year ago

Amy · @APBBlue
1350 followers · 495 posts · Server zirk.us

Got a 4th-round job interview this morning. Gratefully accepting thoughts, prayers, incantations, interpretive dances with jazz hands.

#jobsearch #killmenow

Last updated 1 year ago

doublejay · @doublejay
9 followers · 561 posts · Server mastodon.xyz

Having a blinding day !

Login to portal with 2FA. (email, password, OTP to mobile)

Open "Live Chat"

FIll in full name, and DoB.

First question in Live Chat :

" Hi please tell me your full name "

#tesco #CallCentre #fail #killmenow

Last updated 1 year ago

roughiain · @roughiain
162 followers · 1731 posts · Server hachyderm.io

Today I learned that when people refer to a person as a goat it is actually an acronym... Fuck I thought it was something about goats being cool...

#dyinginside #til #wtf #imold #killmenow

Last updated 1 year ago

The Vinyl Ape ☑️ · @TheVinylApe
459 followers · 1278 posts · Server masto.ai

All these years later… 311 continue to be one of the worst bands to have ever existed.

🐕 💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩
#311

#vinyl #thevinylape #awfulbands #badmusic #warcriminals #terrible #atrocious #musicalholocaust #theworst #tonedeaf #killmenow

Last updated 1 year ago

Cherry heart · @Ch3rry_h34rt
35 followers · 80 posts · Server pawoo.net

...
This is just another of my ships, Maybe i start to make more of this ship because i not see much nsfw of this two :cawoli_off_fuwafuwaheart:

#killmenow #Gumball_cookie #Cherry_cookie

Last updated 1 year ago

Tempo · @JohnLamp
38 followers · 128 posts · Server aus.social

Pantry clean out day, checking all the "best before" dates. (Who knew salt had a best before date?) Tea tonight will be baked beans, with banana muffins and two minute noodles.

#killmenow #neveragain #flamethrower

Last updated 1 year ago

Cherry heart · @Ch3rry_h34rt
33 followers · 53 posts · Server pawoo.net

Idk this is one of my favorite ships!
Cherry blossom cookie and herb cookie! :cawoli_off_fuwafuwaheart:

#killmenow #cro #crk #herb #cherry_blossom

Last updated 1 year ago

Cherry heart · @Ch3rry_h34rt
35 followers · 80 posts · Server pawoo.net

Idk this is one of my favorite ships!
Cherry blossom cookie and herb cookie! :cawoli_off_fuwafuwaheart:

#killmenow #cro #crk #herb #cherry_blossom

Last updated 1 year ago

Dr. Neuro · @dr_neuro
75 followers · 762 posts · Server mastodont.cat

Esgotament nivell: Incapaç d'escriure cap tontería.

#killmenow

Last updated 2 years ago

Dr. Neuro · @dr_neuro
75 followers · 762 posts · Server mastodont.cat

@chusgc Dilluns: Capítol 3

#killmenow

Last updated 2 years ago

davej · @davej
182 followers · 1499 posts · Server dice.camp

Last night’s episode of was made possible by Pérez Prado’s Mambo No 8. Whatever else, my personal vision of Hell now features a LOT more Latin dance. youtu.be/E3v3eRhcu08

#insomnia #killmenow

Last updated 2 years ago

James Cridland · @james
613 followers · 267 posts · Server bne.social

@sugidamablog "Millennials+ Gen Z".

#killmenow

Last updated 2 years ago

sdenise · @sdenise
39 followers · 190 posts · Server mindly.social

@OhNoSheTwitnt I have five kids and can totally verify this statement.

#lovethem #meanit #killmenow

Last updated 2 years ago

Afif :mastodon: · @afif
26 followers · 2974 posts · Server mastodon.social

I’m resorting to reading the Federated timeline now

#killmenow

Last updated 2 years ago

Mighty Orbot · @mighty_orbot
93 followers · 1129 posts · Server retro.pizza

I have never, ever before worked as a developer on a project where the data architecture was still in flux while I was supposed to be writing code that used it, but apparently that’s just going to be normal and ongoing where this project is concerned.

#killmenow

Last updated 2 years ago

John · @Riada90
392 followers · 115 posts · Server mastodon.world

Teachers be like: “Alright, I won’t see you on monday cause it’s a holiday. Don’t forget to do your assignment. And also your readings. There’s your essay to work on. Be sure to work with your group on your project. Oh, study weeks 1-6 for the exam. Enjoy your day off! :blobcatcoffee: “

#StudentLife #school #nonsense #killmenow #thesepretzalsaremakingmethirsty

Last updated 2 years ago

Stephen Smith · @stephensmith
108 followers · 90 posts · Server mastodon.gamedev.place

A classic error message from IIS. Apparently the error is at line 0 (?) of web.config, and it helpfully tries to show line "-1" as well for some reason, but obviously fails to show anything remotely useful, like what the problem actually is.

The error code seems to be super-generic with hundreds of possible solutions on StackOverflow. And by the way Microsoft, this web.config was generated by Visual Studio, your own software. FFS.

#killmenow #microsoft #iis

Last updated 2 years ago

Dan O'Brien · @abend0c4
32 followers · 104 posts · Server tech.lgbt

Why, yes, I'd LOVE to hear all the ways the NFL has ruined the game of football over the last 50 years. Again. And again. And again...

#inlaws #homofortheholidays #killmenow

Last updated 2 years ago

Malinkey · @malinkey
64 followers · 159 posts · Server mstdn.party

ladies don't be afraid to follow I will never inappropriately slide into your DMs, I find that awful and I have enough problems with women not adding 1 more

#killmenow #safe #loser #scotch #sarahrecords

Last updated 2 years ago