Ah. New day, new panic over *something*.

So #KimberlyClark announced today they're discontinuing the #Kleenex brand in #Canada.

NOBODY PANIC

- its just #Canada
- its just the #Kleenex brand of facial tissue

Its not like ALL FACIAL TISSUES are disappearing. Other brands survive (and are likely the reason). The #Liberals aren't responsible. Its not that #softwood #pulp industry is suffering some blight. They just aren't making money on the brand anymore.

https://www.cbc.ca/news/business/kleenex-canada-1.6947410?cmp=rss

Cade dá parecer favorável para aquisição da Kimberly-Clark no Brasil pela Suzano

Confira! 👇
https://forbes.com.br/forbesagro/2023/03/cade-da-parecer-favoravel-para-aquisicao-da-kimberly-clark-no-brasil-pela-suzano/

#Suzano #Ma #KimberlyClark #Cade #Aquisição #ForbesMoney #ForbesAgro

STOP THE PAPER TOWEL MADNESS!!!

“1 equal 2.5 rolls, 123 half sheets per roll”??? WTF?

The entire industry is like dealing with a used car salesman. What does any of this even mean and why is it so difficult just to understand how many sheets of paper towel I’m getting and how much they cost? It’s insane! Shopping for paper towel is becoming stressful!
#royale #procterandgamble #bounty #irving #kimberlyclark #kruger

I’ve cracked the #KimberlyClark #Code (not a key-that-only-cleaners-have system. From now on it’s both rolls to rotate in the same direction and catering for left-handedness. #codebreakers. Tougher than #WatsonGlaser!