Murdered Man Wonders Why It Was Not With Gun

“Uh oh, this one was with a knife. I thought it was the guns.”
“That’s what they say. It’s a rich guy so it won’t matter either way.”
“Maybe it was a knife gun. YouTubers come up with shit like that all time.”
“The headline being ‘Youtuber Murders Rich Guy With Knife Gun: Republicans are to blame.’”
“Anything to keep the narrative on track.”
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