I just set up a silly amount of chairs.

To the asses that will be sitting in them tonight, you're welcome. 😜

#kink #swingers #swingersclub #adultlifestyleclub #kinkclub #adultsocialclub

When you gotta choose between having someone do a Knife Play 101/201 class or Impact 101.

#KnifePlay #BDSM #impact #kinkclub

Large crowd for a Wednesday here at the #kinkclub. Plenty of newbies.

Off for errands and then to open up the #kinkclub

No idea if I'm feeling up to #Topping anyone today. It'll take quite a few spoons to facilitate the social portion as it is. Don't know how many I'll have left over. Spoons are scarce thanks to #grieving

A rival group posted that they're hosting a #kink party + class at the #kinkclub in January and none of us knew about it. LOL

So the bossman is checking on it. He's more tactful than I am. I tend to napalm bridges when irritated.

Do I want to spend $25 on an official “Twister” game blanket to donate it to the #kinkclub ?

Apartment #drama - I kind of want to know what they say about me. Few years back I changed who I brought home often enough and would leave here all dolled up for the #kinkclub that I’d bet $$ they thought I was a prostitute.

One thing I love about the #kinkclub team is that we're all (likely) #neurodivergent and so we overthink every detail of our actions. One of us tends to catch any problematic wording/behavior/theories before we let it go public.

In unrelated news, latest #kinkclub drama is someone was spotted with a gun last night at the Littles Christmas party. The team is trying to determine how to respond given it's a case of hearsay after the fact. With two rival groups in town who love to bitch about the venue, there's a lot of pressure riding on the decisions.

Time to put on pants and take out the trash #kinkclub #bdsmclub

Just did a round to make sure everyone is abiding by the rules. Most interesting thing I saw was a dude in a Santa hat with his pants around his ankles recording him fucking a gal on the sex swing. Before that it was the finger banging at the St Andrew’s Cross after a heavy impact scene. Meanwhile I’m bored lol #kinkclub #bdsmclub #kink #bdsm

I’ve got 2 more hours here and then I get to go home #bdsmclub #kinkclub #bdsm #kink

An update on this:
This rando guy messaged me a second time on Fet telling me he was indeed coming to the club. I ignored that one, too.

He showed up and just kind of sat, watching creepily without talking to anyone.

Around 11:15p, someone told me there was a person at the front desk who needed to be checked-in. It was this guy...in his coat. He tells me he's already checked in. I was like, oh okay. Then what do you need? He stammered a bit and then was like, "Are you <my fet name>?" Cuz, ya know, I'm dressed like santa. I said "yes" He stammered more, had this weird...intensity in his eyes. I'm like "Is there anything I can help you with?" He stammered again, then said no. I said okay and walked away.

Few hours later I get another message on Fet from him telling me that was him and he left us plastic wrap and sheeting

#kinkclub #bdsmclub #kink #bdsm #fetish

My debut as Sadist Santa aka Kris Kinkgle the patron Saint of the naughty list. #kinkclub #bdsmclub

A friend challenged me to chin cock wrestling at the next big event.

I had to decline because I’ll have fake hair glued to my face and head plus two shapewear tops to smash my monster boobs into my armpits. I can’t wrestle without any if that.

Plus she’s a pole dancer!! I can barely walk stairs these days

#kinkclub #bdsmclub #bdsm #kink #wrestle #dragking

This Lucas guys looks disturbingly like this one guy I know at the #kinkclub

In other news: I think I have a willing victim to let me dress them up as Jake from State Farm and beat them on stage....as Sadist Santa. #bdsm #bdsmclub #kink #kinkclub

For those who wondered:
Last night's favorite porno was Jurrasic Wood.

Highly suggest this for fans of porno parodies.

#kink #kinkclub #kinkparty #bdsm #bdsmclub

There was also discussion of what kink performance Kris Kinkgle can do on the 17th’s big event. I think it will involve someone dressing as Jake from Statefarm. #kink #bdsm #kinkclub #bdsmclub

Last night was a blast. I hosted the sex-friendly event I named Shameless and ran a contest with harmonicas + impact called Season’s Beatings that I’d wanted to do for a year. Six D/s pairs competed for a trophy. The goal was to entertain the crowd. That was definitely accomplished. That one will have to be repeated next year because it was hilarious. #kink #bdsm #kinkclub #bdsmclub