I just set up a silly amount of chairs.
To the asses that will be sitting in them tonight, you're welcome. 😜
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When you gotta choose between having someone do a Knife Play 101/201 class or Impact 101.
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Do I want to spend $25 on an official “Twister” game blanket to donate it to the #kinkclub ?
One thing I love about the #kinkclub team is that we're all (likely) #neurodivergent and so we overthink every detail of our actions. One of us tends to catch any problematic wording/behavior/theories before we let it go public.
In unrelated news, latest #kinkclub drama is someone was spotted with a gun last night at the Littles Christmas party. The team is trying to determine how to respond given it's a case of hearsay after the fact. With two rival groups in town who love to bitch about the venue, there's a lot of pressure riding on the decisions.
Just did a round to make sure everyone is abiding by the rules. Most interesting thing I saw was a dude in a Santa hat with his pants around his ankles recording him fucking a gal on the sex swing. Before that it was the finger banging at the St Andrew’s Cross after a heavy impact scene. Meanwhile I’m bored lol #kinkclub #bdsmclub #kink #bdsm
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An update on this:
This rando guy messaged me a second time on Fet telling me he was indeed coming to the club. I ignored that one, too.
He showed up and just kind of sat, watching creepily without talking to anyone.
Around 11:15p, someone told me there was a person at the front desk who needed to be checked-in. It was this guy...in his coat. He tells me he's already checked in. I was like, oh okay. Then what do you need? He stammered a bit and then was like, "Are you <my fet name>?" Cuz, ya know, I'm dressed like santa. I said "yes" He stammered more, had this weird...intensity in his eyes. I'm like "Is there anything I can help you with?" He stammered again, then said no. I said okay and walked away.
Few hours later I get another message on Fet from him telling me that was him and he left us plastic wrap and sheeting
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A friend challenged me to chin cock wrestling at the next big event.
I had to decline because I’ll have fake hair glued to my face and head plus two shapewear tops to smash my monster boobs into my armpits. I can’t wrestle without any if that.
Plus she’s a pole dancer!! I can barely walk stairs these days
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This Lucas guys looks disturbingly like this one guy I know at the #kinkclub
For those who wondered:
Last night's favorite porno was Jurrasic Wood.
Highly suggest this for fans of porno parodies.
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Last night was a blast. I hosted the sex-friendly event I named Shameless and ran a contest with harmonicas + impact called Season’s Beatings that I’d wanted to do for a year. Six D/s pairs competed for a trophy. The goal was to entertain the crowd. That was definitely accomplished. That one will have to be repeated next year because it was hilarious. #kink #bdsm #kinkclub #bdsmclub
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