"Una tableta de #chocolate blanco al #kiwi y una mierda, son dos mierdas." 🤢 🤮
Willy Wonka
#frasecitas always
Two more kiwi found dead on Taranaki Maunga | Stuff.co.nz
Save the Date! Am 18. Oktober findet ein #KIWi #PolicyTalk zum Thema „Internationale #Wissenschaftskooperationen im Kontext einer Nationalen #Sicherheitsstrategie“ statt! Diskutieren Sie mit Expert:innen aus Wissenschaft & Politik. Mehr Infos: ➡️ https://www.daad.de/kiwi
#kiwi #policytalk #wissenschaftskooperationen #sicherheitsstrategie
Que quieres una caricatura para ti o para regalar bien molona, y te gustan un montonazo de cosas, ¡Yo las meto todas en la caricatura!. En esta he metido los lugares a los que quiere viajar, sus comidas favoritas, gustos musicales, deportivos, hasta 2 kiwis.
Si quieres una caricatura ponte en contacto conmigo y lo hablamos.
#caricature #caricatura #comida #food #kiwi #kpop #draw #dibujar
#caricature #caricatura #comida #food #kiwi #kpop #draw #dibujar
This had me literally laughing out loud. And when I say “literally” I mean “literally.”
(I don’t know who made this so I can’t offer a credit because there are too many versions and I don’t know which is the original. Sorry.)
#Funny #Humor #Kiwi #Baby #Babies #Kids #Parenting #EatYourFruitAndVeggies
#eatyourfruitandveggies #parenting #kids #babies #baby #kiwi #humor #funny
⚠️🔞NSFW🔞⚠️
💦🤖🥝💾CyberSEX 2💾🥝🤖💦
#Cyberpunk2077 #cyberpunk #kiwi #nsfw #hentai #NSFW #lewd #rule34 #digitalart #nsfwart
#cyberpunk2077 #cyberpunk #kiwi #nsfw #hentai #lewd #rule34 #digitalart #nsfwart
@NZedAUS I was discussing who people were supporting in the #FIFAWWC with a group of mum 'n dads at one of my boy's football game yesterday morning. The usual banter about supporting anyone playing Aus came up and then the question was posed what if it's #AUSvENG? I have to say #Australia was definitely the winner over #England with the collection of #Kiwi mum 'n dads I was with.
#FIFAWWC #ausveng #australia #england #kiwi
We have to do better!
Dogs running unleashed for exercise potentially behind kiwi deaths
#Conservation #Ecology #Kiwi
https://www.rnz.co.nz/news/national/495347/dogs-running-unleashed-for-exercise-potentially-behind-kiwi-deaths
🥝 Ring mit Obsttorte *Kiwi* 🥝
Na? Läuft dir bei diesem Anblick das Wasser im Mund zusammen?
Aus gehärteter Modelliermasse (FIMO von Staedtler) habe ich einen flachen Obstboden gefertigt – sein Rand ist hübsch gewellt. Auf dem Tortenboden befinden sich saftige Kiwi-Scheiben (aus Acryl) sowie eine ordentliche Portion Tortenguss (Klarlack).
#Ring #Fingerring #Schmuckdesign #Kiwi #Obst #Obsttorte #Kuchen #Kuchenring #handmad
#HandMad #kuchenring #kuchen #obsttorte #obst #kiwi #schmuckdesign #fingerring #ring
:twitterfire: Boas-vindas, novos ursalenses vindos do #Twitter!
As coisas são um pouco diferentes aqui, né? Mas não se preocupem, vamos torná-las mais familiares, como na imagem. Vamos deixar tudo mais parecido com o Twitter.
🐦 Aplicando a interface Mastodon Bird-UI
Primeiro passo é instalar o #Tampermonkey no seu navegador. Funciona no #Firefox (incluindo o Mobile), #Chrome, #Opera, #Vivaldi, #Edge, #Safari, #Kiwi Browser (Mobile), #Via Browser (Mobile), etc.
#twitter #tampermonkey #firefox #chrome #opera #vivaldi #edge #safari #kiwi #via
2015: #NewZealand holds a vote to change their #flag due to its similarity to #Australia's, leading to the submission of the 'Lazer #Kiwi' flag. Designer Lucy Gray said her inspiration was that "Australia has a lot of #animals that can kill you, so New Zealand should get one too".
#newzealand #flag #australia #kiwi #animals
I can’t believe it’s been 17 years… time flies, but kiwis don’t.
@Troll
Si t'as pas la référence
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BbdE9WRnSfg
😁
#sncf #kiwi #MaisSiCestPossibleAvecLaCarteKiwi
There is a #Spinoff writer who appears so out of touch with reality that anytime I see an article with her name on it? I roll my eyes and scroll on by. The really ridiculous thing is that #TheSpinoff seems to think she’s got her finger on the pulse of the average #kiwi.
Nope. She does NOT. She’s an upper middle class hipster, shopping at boutique organic markets and sipping bespoke lattes.