Ray Straighter :verified: · @RayStraighter
304 followers · 924 posts · Server techhub.social
"#FlyoverCountry" is anywhere white folks linger outside churches screaming skyward, "Come let our preacher learn ya that rawdoggin' pornstars and besmirchin the #KonstyTooshin ain't no #sins!"
#flyoverCountry #konstytooshin #sins
Ray Straighter :verified: · @RayStraighter
276 followers · 915 posts · Server techhub.social
The only thing keeping Governor #BigHeadMcMostlyBone's digits out of our orifices is our dadburn #KonstyTooshin, and they try mightily to shred that.
#bigheadmcmostlybone #konstytooshin
Ray Straighter :verified: · @RayStraighter
213 followers · 531 posts · Server techhub.social
It appears #Elmo's not enjoying his new urinal clog so much.
Whack do crack.
#Twitter #ElonMusk #Stress #Insomnia #Musk #Tesla $TSLA #aging #TwitterMigration #Mastodon #KonstyTooshin
#elmo #Twitter #elonmusk #stress #insomnia #musk #tesla #aging #twittermigration #Mastodon #konstytooshin
Ray Straighter :verified: · @RayStraighter
201 followers · 519 posts · Server techhub.social
Just placing this here to keep handy for when either version launches their bid for #POTUS in a coupla months.
#Ivanka2024 "She'll pertect the #KonstyTooshin REAL GOOD!"
#CosmeticCranioplasty
#potus #ivanka2024 #konstytooshin #cosmeticcranioplasty
Ray Straighter :verified: · @RayStraighter
185 followers · 438 posts · Server techhub.social
Ray Straighter :verified: · @RayStraighter
157 followers · 396 posts · Server techhub.social
Let me see if I've got this right: the forever leader of the #GlandOiledParty - aka #GOP, #TeamRottencrotch, or #Trump's prolapse moisteners - has called for #termination of not only the #konsty butt of the #tooshin too? #Anteefer must've done done it. Dadburn #KonstyTooshin
#glandoiledparty #gop #teamrottencrotch #Trump #termination #konsty #tooshin #anteefer #konstytooshin
