DId I learn my lesson from buying useless six-sided #poker #dice in high school? Apparently not, because I repeated my mistake two decades later when I discovered #KoplowGames sells EIGHT-sided poker dice.

I figured they have more sides, so they have more verisimilitude (I had learned some big words since high school), and might be more useful.

Nope. I don't even keep these in my dice bag. They're currently in a box with all my spare 1980s gem dice.

https://www.amazon.com/Koplow-Games-Poker-Dice-Game/dp/B0013CY0TQ