#Berlin: Angeblich keine Termine beim Facharzt zu bekommen. In dringenden Fällen in die Notaufnahme des nächsten Klinikums gehen. Sonst die Terminvergabe der #KV-Kassenärzlichen Vereinigung Berlin anrufen: 03031003-222

I had the funniest idea

#plantcest #kv

#amki_txt #nsfw

Sup I wrote smut 😎

🌱 Explicit
🌱 #plantcest (#KV)
🌱 Weird plant sex (with a dash of angst and eventual happy ending)
🌱 Multichapter (shouldn't be too long though)

https://archiveofourown.org/works/49666561/chapters/125357500

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Millions Knives is a service top, but he's also a big loser during sex with Vash ok? I feel it in my bones.
He's out there worshiping Vash one moment and the next he's crying needing to be comforted because of some ridiculous reason like idk, Vash orgasming three times instead of four or something.
I like that man best when he's a fucking loser (affectionate).

(Is this an important plot point in my upcoming fic? Mayhaps lol)

#plantcest #kv

Most of the time I have horny thoughts about plantcest but today my thoughts are SAD.
TRISTAMP EPISODE 12 IS STUCK IN MY HEAD AND IT HAS ME IN SHAMBLES.
AND WHEN THAT'S NOT ENOUGH I ALSO REMEMBER THE WHOLE TRIMAX ANGST-FEST.

SOBS.

THEY LOVE EACH SO MUCH *AND YET*!!!!!!!!!!!!

#plantcest #kv

I think Knives would have been way less murderous if Vash had just come in and gave him a little kiss on the forehead. Maybe 40. Maybe more.

#plantcest #kv

#plantcest #KV #amki_txt

...Anyway, Vash and Knives separated as children. Vash goes around the world being a good samaritan (it's kinda post-apocalyptic, but waaay-post, and humanity is slowly starting to rebuild itself but most cities are empty still). While Knives stalks him the entire way, sending him money, supplies, and generally helping him in his own dubious ways.

Die medizin. Abrechnung ist so #kaputt! Kein Wunder,dass dort 30% Verlust durch Bürokratie entstehen. Könnte so viel erzählen über multiple Abrechnungsarten, über redundante Gebührenordnungsliste mit 1000x Leistungen, wo Updates mittels PDF verbreitet werden. Über elektron. Schnittstellen, aufwendig zertifiziert, wo Rechnungen am anderen Ende einzeln von Hand nachgerechnet werden.
Leider würdet Ihr dabei in einen endlosen Sextraum mit #KV-Chef Gassen entschlafen.
#WillJaKeiner
#Gesundheitswesen

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#plantcest #KV #刀台 #TRIGUN #TRIGUNSTAMPEDE

#plantcest #KV #thread
Got another KV dream that's mostly lore and a little of them fucking like rabbits, as usual.
Basically, they're dragons in a modern, apocalyptic world. The world itself is in a pretty bad shape, and humans abandoned most big cities to live in smaller shelters.
The sky is permanently dark, even though the sun is *technically* still there, the planet is just covered by a black veil that lets warmth pass, but not light.

1/?

wip :blobsad:

#trigun #trigunstampede #plantcest #KV #knivesvash

I'm still on time!

#ヴァッシュとナイヴズ生誕祭2023 #HappyBirthday_PlantTwins #KV #plantcest #MastoArt

#plantcest #KV #thread

The twins with double-sided knots.

Knives's petals harden and flare out inside the vaginal cavity. Meanwhile, Vash also has a "knot" of his own, where the petals inside him also harden and flare out to keep the peen inside.

The petals are made to interlock with each other so that there's absolutely NO WAY to separate, even by force. They're both stuck there until the ordeal is over.

1/?

I really liked this fic! https://archiveofourown.org/works/48052327 Knives fucks a Vash plushie while wishing for the real thing. It's well-written.

#Trigun #Plantcest #KV #Plushophilia #NSFW

#plantcest #kv #trigun

#plantcest #kv #thread

Vash being the hornier twin, constantly trying to milk Knives like his life depends on it while Knives is trying his best to keep up with Vash’s insane stamina. He feels like he’s gonna die but like hell he’s gonna leave his precious little brother unsatisfied.

Habe mir gerade das #erezept mit der App eingerichtet. TIL: Meine #Krankenversicherung hatte bereits eine App. Einrichtung ein bisschen unelegant, aber es hat alles binnen 20 Minuten funktioniert, ohne den Raum zu verlassen. Hilfreich dabei war, dass ich den #ePerso mit der Ausweis-App schon seit einigen Jahren nutze und #Postident den inzwischen auch unterstützt.
Hatte mit deutlich mehr Hassle, Echtweltkontakten und Brief und so gerechnet.
#digitalisierung #KV #gesundheit #hausarzt

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#trigun #KV #plantcest #nsfw