You Can Call Me Dave · @NotEnoughCoffee
12 followers · 29 posts · Server mindly.social

What did the waiter coffee bean say to the customer coffee bean?

Wha'Java'vin?

#coffee #java #lamejoke #badjoke #illseemyselfout

Last updated 1 year ago

fatboy :unverified: :mxlinux: · @fatboy
2004 followers · 11088 posts · Server fosstodon.org

Who is the root user on your computer?

Mine is a potato 😃🐸

#lamejoke #linux

Last updated 1 year ago

Robert Fairhead · @tallandtrue
415 followers · 2299 posts · Server aus.social

@piper About time, too!

#lamejoke

Last updated 1 year ago

Ollie · @Olithal
34 followers · 54 posts · Server mas.to

Lovely blue flowers. Anyone know? I forgot what they‘re called...

#lamejoke #dadjoke #BlueFlower #springflowers

Last updated 1 year ago

The Observations · @q_observations
114 followers · 73 posts · Server mstdn.social

Seriously considering adding “you can run but you can’t hide” in one of the error messages in an R function I’m working on where trying to filter on a grouping variable triggers an error in certain cases.

#lamejoke #RStats

Last updated 1 year ago

tkteo · @tkteo
35 followers · 1138 posts · Server infosec.exchange

if you have emigrated to the Fediverse from Twitter because you were unhappy with something decided by that someone, does that make you a Fed-up former twitter user? (so lame I am limping)

#sorry #lamejoke

Last updated 1 year ago

stoerdebegga · @stoerdebegga
160 followers · 663 posts · Server metalhead.club
Fre Cons Bo · @FreConsBo
18 followers · 306 posts · Server mas.to

A: "I will go to the ends of the world to be with the one that I love!"
B: "To the North or South Pole?"
A: "Wait... It's not South Africa or Canada?"
B: "Uhm, other countries are even further away. There's Chile, Greenla--"
A: "I think South Africa or Canada is good enough for me then."
B:

#justforfun #JustKidding #lamejoke #geography

Last updated 2 years ago

Gabor Major 🇪🇺 ☕ · @goobemaster
30 followers · 211 posts · Server mastodon.green

Are you a frontend dev or a dnekcab dev?

from my archive

#dev #lamejoke

Last updated 2 years ago

plaws · @VE2UWY
80 followers · 534 posts · Server mastodon.radio

@hamradioom I can see that it blocks .... UV!!! 😄 😜

#lamejoke #hamr

Last updated 2 years ago

Ferdi Groenewald :verified: · @ferds
506 followers · 3179 posts · Server metalhead.club

Mosquitoes should take their names more literally.

Especially since they have the word "quit" in their name.
Stop biting me!

#funny #lamejoke

Last updated 2 years ago

Miss Fidget · @missfidget
30 followers · 60 posts · Server toot.community

@vees deliveries can go in recycling bucket where they’d be safe right? or ? 😂

#lamejoke #lifehack

Last updated 2 years ago

fatboy :unverified: · @fatboy
1797 followers · 9850 posts · Server fosstodon.org

Trump should create his own instance and call people on there his "Trumpets".

#lamejoke

Last updated 2 years ago

What happens if someone slaps you with high frequency? It hertz…

#lamejoke #Hertz #physics #acoustics

Last updated 2 years ago

Mal ein kleines Wortspiel, so zur Abwechslung…

#kalauerdestages #wortspiel #wwii #lamejoke #pun

Last updated 2 years ago

Okay, it’s a but I find it funny…

#lamejoke #thecure

Last updated 2 years ago

Albert ARIBAUD ✎ · @aaribaud
216 followers · 5091 posts · Server mastodon.art

?nottub pots eht si lleh eht erehw ,woN .wolf emit fo noitcerid eht slortnoc hctiws siht os ,thgirlA

#lamejoke #shortstory #microfiction #MastoArt

Last updated 2 years ago