LATCHKEY INCONTINENCE is the sudden need to urinate as soon as you get home.

LATCHKEY EJACULATION is the hurried orgasm achieved upon hearing your partner’s key in the door sooner than anticipated.

#phrases #words #slang #euphemisms #latchkey #doors #locks #urgent #urgency

Maybe the best example of my journey from a #latchkey #kid who ate sizzlean and frozen #pizza to actually maybe knowing some things about food:

I saw an "FML"-style photo of someone who'd accidentally sprinkled parmesan cheese into their hot chocolate bc the packets looked exactly like sugar packets.

My reaction was that it would probably be pretty tasty, because the dairy and salt and nutty flavor would compliment chocolate nicely.

This photo was taken at the Fund Raising event for the after school program at Bethlehem Lutheran #Church in #Longmont.
#Djembe Orchestras of #Colorado #Performed for about an hour and then we invited the audience members to join us for a drum circle.

We raised $1500 for neighborhood #latchkey kids (after school snacks and activities) and we raised some awareness of the joys of #drumming with others.

Photograph courtesy of my dear friend Rhoads Hollowell

#fundraiser #drumcircle

#Alvarado story 2; I look out and see a thick black column of smoke rising from their home and run over in alarm. As I am crossing the street I see that it is not the house but in back that the smoke is emanating. Going through the gate, I find all three of them, Tim 13, Sam 12, and Aaron 10 have piled up a huge stack of stuffed animals on the bbq and lit them on fire with impressive results. They decided en masse they had outgrown them. Perils of having #latchkey kids.