I was supposed to have FFS last week. It didn’t happen (#LateToEveryParty), so work sent these sympathy flowers instead 🥰.

I get really (really) run down sometimes (jobs are hard); little gestures like this mean a lot.

@pauline Oh no you didn’t: you learned it in the LawBox office in Berkeley, right after I showed off my then brand-new party trick of knowing the order of the months of the year. #latetoeveryparty 📆🥳

Or maybe it’s just because, on my character sheet, there is one tag that stands above them all: #opsimath. 😌

Yeah, that’s probably it. #latetoeveryparty