The Ocean Cowboy · @Oceancowboy
387 followers · 275 posts · Server kolektiva.social

Contemplated not posting this but it's kind of and . Mostly because I was baked. Take a two minute break for some & time travel . Don't forget to that like button like it's Elon's face.

youtu.be/ZhYBCpvAWIk

#interesting #funny #laughs #theory #Smash #youtube #science

Last updated 1 year ago

Sean · @Sean
48 followers · 846 posts · Server liberal.city

What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?

A shoe

🀣

#Humour #humor #jokes #funny #laughs #dadjokes

Last updated 1 year ago

Sean · @Sean
48 followers · 846 posts · Server liberal.city

What do you call a dog with no legs?

Doesn't matter, it's not coming

🀣

#Humour #humor #jokes #funny #laughs #dadjokes

Last updated 1 year ago

Sean · @Sean
48 followers · 846 posts · Server liberal.city

Man goes to his doctor and says "I have 5 penises."

Doctor asks "Well, how do your pants even fit?"

"They fit like a glove, doc"

🀣

#Humour #humor #jokes #funny #laughs #dadjokes

Last updated 1 year ago

Sean · @Sean
48 followers · 846 posts · Server liberal.city

What do you call a book club that just doesn't move off a book?

Church

#Humour #humor #jokes #funny #laughs #dadjokes

Last updated 1 year ago

Sean · @Sean
48 followers · 846 posts · Server liberal.city

Why don't boxers have sex the night before their boxing match?

They just don't fancy each other

#Humour #humor #jokes #funny #laughs #dadjokes

Last updated 1 year ago

Cosmik Laila πŸͺ · @CosmikLaila
31 followers · 105 posts · Server dobbs.town

πŸ’«πŸͺ FIND OUT WASS 'APPENIN'! πŸͺπŸ’«
Tune in TOMORROW (SAT.) at 9PM EST for WAWTC - 'Anything Goes' w Allan Sherman!
LISTEN HERE ---πŸ‘‰ slackradio.org/shows/wassappen

#radio #allansherman #comedy #fun #laughs #anythinggoes #wawtc

Last updated 1 year ago

Not Like The Rest · @adventinpeace
70 followers · 353 posts · Server mstdn.social

Literally me everyday. πŸ˜…πŸ€£πŸ˜‚

#ThursdayHumor #laughoutloud #laughs #Humor

Last updated 1 year ago

In a Lyft to go pick up my car from service station. Driver (Gary) is listening to some good tunes.

He had one station on, with an indie band playing a tune called "Satan's Orders" (about having a terrible boss).

Then a commercial came on, so driver switched to a different station, which is playing "Devil With A Blue Dress On."

I said, "I'm sensing a theme!"

Gary laughed, "Doesn't bode well."

#laughs #synchronicity #Music

Last updated 1 year ago

Raymondus Wheelerth · @moshman31
22 followers · 275 posts · Server mastodon.au

Borrowed. Luv this to bits. πŸ’–πŸ˜πŸ€˜πŸ‘

#life #truth #funny #laughs

Last updated 1 year ago

· @Toguro
19 followers · 283 posts · Server pawoo.net

#disgust #horror #laughs

Last updated 2 years ago

Rickard · @rickard
8 followers · 26 posts · Server mastodon.se
Matt Green · @mattgreencomedy
2077 followers · 80 posts · Server mastodonapp.uk
helices · @helices
114 followers · 5076 posts · Server mastodon.xyz

Perhaps I know best why it is man alone who ; he alone suffers so deeply that he had to invent laughter

#laughs #friedrichnietzsche

Last updated 2 years ago

Rickard · @rickard
8 followers · 24 posts · Server mastodon.se