Welp, my load is dry and I think I'm going to fold this at home, just in case someone calls the chupacopras. Thanks for coming with me! #LaundryFaerie

"Forty! Forty quarters! Ah ah ah ah" *BOOOOOM* #LaundryFaerie

Wup, the attendant just dropped a roll of quarters. They scattered everywhere and now the young vampire is searching for and counting every single one.

The elf looks over, pulls out his list and makes a couple of amendments. #LaundryFaerie

The elf was listening in on the vampire-tomtar brouhaha as he loaded an extra-high-capacity washer.

He is now making a list. And checking it twice. #LaundryFaerie

Oh hey, one of Santa's elves just showed up. With one of the biggest red loads I've ever seen. #LaundryFaerie

The attendant is making the vampire apologize to the tomtar. "I wasn't trying to hurt anyone, I was just bored," he mumbles.

The eldest tomten isn't having it. "I don't care if yer undead, yer cruisin' for a bruisin'!" he says in a carrying voice.

The attendant sighs. He seems to be rethinking his career choices. #LaundryFaerie

Well, Count Suckpunk just ran over several tomtar, who are now yelling at him and cursing rather violently in Swedish. The attendant, looking weary despite his immortal beauty, wades into the fray. Meanwhile I'm loading a dryer and minding my bidness. #LaundryFaerie

Young punk vampire has now grabbed the cart and is merrily rolling up and down the aisles yelling "I'm Batman!" This won't end well #LaundryFaerie

Just another day at the laundromat. The handsome fae attendant has twice had to forbid a young vampire from playing in the extra-large-capacity dryers. "One more time and I uninvite you from the premises," he warns. A couple of elderly banshee customers nod and tut in agreement.

The vampire is now sulking punkishly in the darkest corner of the place. He's spotted a rolling laundry cart and it doesn't take an Einstein to figure out what he's planning to do next. #LaundryFaerie

Just chillin' and sudsin' at the laundromat. As you do. #LaundryFaerie

#Laundry day! And since our washer is on the fritz, I am off to a new-to-me local laundromat (the Elfhame Wash & Dash) to justify my epithet of #LaundryFaerie. We'll see how it goes.

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